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Mack Randy?

Mimi is probably in the back...you know...makin' lampshades

About Me

I want to be Larry David.***If you know me and you are under the age of 20 then please leave me alone and pretend you did not see me on this crazy mechanism known as the Internet.

My Interests

Being short and disgruntled

I'd like to meet:

Sara Silverman, Robert McNamara, Loung Ung, Spike Lee, Tom Waits (done that already), Ziyi Zhang, Larry DavidANNUALS ON CONAN:

Music:

Tomahawk, Priestess, Fantomas, Pig Destroyer, Mastodon, The Turn-Off, Misfits, Tom Waits, Beck, Clutch, High on Fire, Burned Up Bled Dry, Annuals, John Frusciante, The Mars Volta, The Black Keys, Betty Harris!

Movies:

Jaws

Television:

Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen, Freaks and Geeks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Lost

Books:

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, Persepolis 1 & 2, We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families, Stiff: The Curious Life of Human Cadavers, Epileptic, In Retrospect: The Tragedy and Lessons of Vietnam, Incendiary, Middlesex, Assassination Vacation

Heroes:

Authors who write good books, musicians who write good music, people who can spell very well but not so great that they compete in spelling bees, good drivers, men who never bald, those with great teeth, people that never smell, those with hairless backs, my father

My Blog

What do you do when your wife is away for ten days?

1. Eat Pork Chops2. Record music3. Eat Chicken Cutlets4. Read 3 graphic novels a night5. Watch soccer on the Fox Spanish Channel from 1-3 am6. Chops again7. Talk to your cats8. Yell at the wall9. Eat ...
Posted by Mack Randy? on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

My Brother and I...

In the mid-90's I went to the Roxy in Huntington every weekend to see bad bands play that i thought were pretty good at the time. In the following video, look closely at the front of the stage and in...
Posted by Mack Randy? on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

How am I?

Something occurred to me today that requires sharing with all 168 of my "Friends" on Myspace.  Nothing too shocking and I am sure most people will agree.I am pretty awesome....
Posted by Mack Randy? on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

The past 10 years have been good to me (I think?)

10 year High School reunion...The years have been good to me...I wasn't the baldestOr the shortestOr the worst offFor once I was in a room where i felt like a shining successI didn't gain weight like ...
Posted by Mack Randy? on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Birthdays

After 21, birthdays mean that one foot is slowly planting itself in the grave...am i wrong?
Posted by Mack Randy? on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:58:00 PST

Punk rock and old age

When is "too old" coming around the corner?  I spent the night waiting to play a show at the Delancy Bar in Manhattan for 3 hours, with ice on my elbow and wrists, falling asleep to reggae music,...
Posted by Mack Randy? on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:41:00 PST

Pryor

I made the background of my Smartboard at school a picture of Richard Pryor from "Critical Condition." Some of my students make fun of him for unknown reasons but many have no idea who he is/was. ...
Posted by Mack Randy? on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:31:00 PST

Read Books

New York State has recommended that middle school students read AT LEAST twenty-five books per year.  Students of mine told me that was not possible with school, sports, socializing, etc.  T...
Posted by Mack Randy? on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 07:42:00 PST