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About Me

I play my banjo. Half of the urban ruffian chapter in The Exelar. The rain goblins are involved in a conspiracy to drown me.

No
No
No
This is beautiful
This is art.

My Interests

Candy, Naps, People watching

I'd like to meet:

Someone to bring me candy
Someone to watch movies with me
Someone who gets jokes

Music:

OCMS, William Elliot Whitmore, Lamb of God, Mastodon, Metallica, Pantera, Ralph Stanley, Vomitus, Baroness, Hank III, Scott H Biram, Clutch

Movies:

Bad Santa, My Favorite Year, As Good As it Gets, Biloxi Blues, Fletch, Battle Royale, Midnight Run, Shaun of the Dead, Young Frankenstein, Hot Fuzz, Zombie movies

Television:

Lost, ATHF, Seinfeld, Hanna Barbera cartoons, Arrested Development, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Looney Tunes, Pretty much every cartoon that was ran on the USA network on Saturday mornings in the 80s, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dexter, I have an unhealthy obsession with Friends

Books:

Chabon, Palahniuk, Nersesian

Heroes:

My dad

My Blog

9 years

Been 9 yearsGuess times fliesHaving fun or notMiserable or otherwise9 yearsAnd I still think I see you sometimesScares the shit out of me when it happensKeep waiting for you to walk in one dayThrow a ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:59:00 PST

While Reflecting Upon Oxs History Report

And the change taking place around me continues Weekend drinking partner moved back home Sure My liver's a little safer now At least that's what I keep telling myself But in all actuality It really is...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST

I Can't Stop Watching This

Check out this video: Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothing(Alternate Version) Add to My Profile | More VideosThanks MontyOldham has some sick dance moves...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST

While Reading The Hallows

I sat alone in the last car of the train Hunched over Deathly Hallows Headphones on Not so much for the purpose of listening to music More so to complete the Leave-Me-The-Hell-Alone air I take on when...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:02:00 PST

Ahoy! Bruce Campbell

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Posted by Michael on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

Mark Ryden Meets Dimebag

Seeing as how it was just my birthdayI think that one of you should buy this for me: It's up for auction and it's for a good cause Little Kids Rock I'll be your best friend if you get it for meYou ca...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

MonsterSquad

I don't know if anyone else grew up watching this In our house we watched it way too muchSo much so that Matt & I still quote it regularlyIt was one of those movies that was never in the video sto...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

Movies Movies Movies

I love moviesAnd rather than write about itI thought I'd show you some of my favorite scenes everEnjoyStir Crazy Death to Smoochy Young Frankenstein Harlem Nights F...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:29:00 PST

These Guys Said They Want to Talk to You

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Posted by Michael on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

We Will Both Mash You

Every time...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST