kiss me just like a bee-sting.

About Me

sassy as it gets.
is a big asshole, in the funniest of ways.
i listen to vinyl too.
puts food down like its goin outta style.
most likely that asshole who stole the parking space you've been waiting to get.
quite the advocate of Tomfoolerly.
sometimes i want a mouth full of BLING just to be funny.
insomiac an loves it.
loves robots and martini's
can make the best martini's ever humanly possible.
has a tendency to walk around in my underwear even if the shades are open
loves a good game of scrabble anyday.
slings drinks with the best of them.
inlove with pop art and all its finest.
draws pictures w/ spraypaint
enjoy's guilty pleasures.
loves late night phonecalls, especially if you are drunk..
is a master baker.
is a sucker for a cute face.
has OCD when i eat.
reads a new book almost everyday.
loves complete an utter randomness.
i need to be married by an Elvis impersonator.
AIM sn:highupoverjazz
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My Interests

having no censor button.

street photography.

pop art.

illustrator 10.

pantone matching system.

being a Jameson hero.

playing video games.

smoking cigarettes on your porch while we discuss how awesome we are.

long car rides.

laying in a warm bed.

secretly enjoying my guilty pleasures.

dance floors.

making fun of you.

not having any grammar skills in my bones.

I'd like to meet:

boys who got some swagger to their step

make-out bandits

someone who has insomniac like tendencies.

will eat my cheesecake brownies.

someone to leave me drunken voicemails.

a boy to stomp puddles with.

who i can go drink for drink with and them not pussy out.

be my valentine, you dont have to say much.

wants to listen to music on vinyl too.

someone who's destined for awesome.

more so, a boy who can speak french

Music:

ugly casanova
bjork
blood brothers
the black heart procession
cursive
the faint
modest mouse
goatwhore
deadmilkmen
and they will know us by the trail of dead
elvis costello
frou frou
MSI
marvin gaye
james brown
lou reed
deftones
sigor ros
bane
thunderbirds are now!
pretty girls make graves
the red light sting
billie holiday
electric six
hot hot heat
danzig
rainer maria
the postal service
M.I.A
Esthero
ben kweller
the eels
the shins
death cab for cutie
ella fitzgerald
nina simone
louis armstrong
mf doom
kayne west
jay-z
blackalicious
the detroit cobras
cake
Queen

Movies:

shaun of the dead

singing in the rain

napolean dynamite

hairspray

hedwig and the angry inch

confederate zombies

army of darkness

pi

super troopers

old 50s musicals

garden state

cheesy horror flicks

city of god

amelie

the virgin suicides

the royal tenenbaums

fear and loathing in las vegas

Television:

FLAVOR OF LOVE!!

the surreal life.

additions to plastic surgery.

maury.

national geographic.

Entourage.

PROJECT RUNWAY!

Books:

brave new world
monster
where the red fern grows
the secret life of alex mac series
goosebumps..i own them all
the unbearable lightness of being
catcher in the rye
ragtime
cats cradle
survivor
trashy romance novels
perks of being a wallflower
valley of the dolls

Heroes:

andy warhol, chuck close and Danger Mouse

My Blog

Dear Internet 40

I must say this whole internet on your phone business&fantastic! Really if you dont have have it get it, i emplore you to get it! No longer must i have to listen to peoples bullshit lame come-ons an u...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

Dear Internet 39

so i finally figured out this whole phone internet mumbo jumbo, pretty excited i must say. in other news i decided that i needed to pull my anchor up an set sail to adventured unknown...who knows w...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:31:00 PST

Dear Internet 38

first i'd like to thank the city of Hamtramck for several things: -rude ass neighbors -a stolen whatever converter off my car -a broken into car with countless rare imported CDs missing -the countless...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:49:00 PST

Dear Internet 37

i feel like i need a week of sleep to recooperate from the past weeks/months. its non-stop here, there and everywhere inbetween. seems like its a continuious battle of "who can juggle the most shit an...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Sat, 03 May 2008 07:07:00 PST

Dear Internet 36

i’m lackin several things at the moment: - the Joker taking Guinness’ spot in my bed. - a reasonable bedtime/nights sleep. - a starbucks closer to my living space. - new books to devour. -...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:28:00 PST

Dear Internet 35

complete an utter insanity! that is all....
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:19:00 PST

Dear Internet 34

Since i suprised attaked the fella an hijacked him from the city of Defiance for a few days we decided to go to the DIA, an good times were had by all even with sore knees an bad backs. cliffnotes of ...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:00 PST

Dear Internet 33

looks to me that i've found a certain someone with that swagger i was lookin for....who also has an affinity for string cheese, comic books, an cheesy horror movies.....so go me. work is somewhat stre...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

Dear Internet 32

there have been some times in life when i've either wanted to kick Fate in the face or shake its hand hardcore. but right now besides the usual making a penny into a dollar crap, Fate decided to throw...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PST

dear internet 31

i am no longer sick! an thank goodness i couldnt take being sick any longer. so thank you mister upper respitory infection for the following things: six miserble days making me sweat like a tha...
Posted by kiss me just like a bee-sting. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:22:00 PST