THE ARTS: procrastination, sleep, sarcasm, fault-finding, effortlessly pissing off others, being misunderstood and not going to church. THE SCIENCES: detail obsession, detail avoidance, car steering wheel drumming, poor person cuisine, lazy boy exercise, messing everything up and breaking all that i touch.
anyone except fans of the following: six feet under, tool, reggae, tori amos, peta, jonathan richman, captain beefheart, matrix movies, lord of the rings movies, video games (any), suspense thrillers, the eurythmics, widespread panic, camping, nature, recycling, world travel, the white stripes, tortoise, new and exciting cultures, learning other languages, wine know-it-all-ish-ness, alt.country, politics, golf, casinos, basketball and sports teams (any) from the state of florida.
the a-teens, night ranger, motley crue, journey, boston, firehouse, white lion, huey lewis, rick springfield and other musicians you can't stand. and that shit you listen to? i hate it. quit following trends and consider admitting that you're an idiot.
whatever movies you hate. movies containing any of the following should be banned from the planet: special effects, pixar, hakuna matata, fight scenes (unless no weapons are used and the actors are not wearing trench coats and/or sunglasses), suspense, military themes, partial nudity, keanu reeves, muppet-like creatures, muppets, and dancing.
oh, whatever anyone else that is trendy tells me to read.