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ben

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm not very good looking, i'm the least wealthy person i know, i have no sense of style at all, i like all the music that everyone else hates, my car is 15 years old with no A/C and it's been wrecked and never repaired repeatedly, i love watching television, i hate stuff that others think is cool, i cuss a lot, i spit all the time, i'm right and you're wrong, i control the volume and the channel selector, i only eat junk food, i try not to care, i enjoy not learning my lessons and taking care not to know anything that might make me seem capable, i aspire to staying just as i am, my room is a mess, i whine when i don't get my way, i start and finish all arguments, instead of listening while others talk i count the seconds 'til it's my turn again, i interrupt whenever i'm good and damn ready and i don't know how to do even the simplest things. oh, and i cry if anyone chooses to dislike me. wanna be friends?

My Interests

THE ARTS: procrastination, sleep, sarcasm, fault-finding, effortlessly pissing off others, being misunderstood and not going to church. THE SCIENCES: detail obsession, detail avoidance, car steering wheel drumming, poor person cuisine, lazy boy exercise, messing everything up and breaking all that i touch.

I'd like to meet:

anyone except fans of the following: six feet under, tool, reggae, tori amos, peta, jonathan richman, captain beefheart, matrix movies, lord of the rings movies, video games (any), suspense thrillers, the eurythmics, widespread panic, camping, nature, recycling, world travel, the white stripes, tortoise, new and exciting cultures, learning other languages, wine know-it-all-ish-ness, alt.country, politics, golf, casinos, basketball and sports teams (any) from the state of florida.

Music:

the a-teens, night ranger, motley crue, journey, boston, firehouse, white lion, huey lewis, rick springfield and other musicians you can't stand. and that shit you listen to? i hate it. quit following trends and consider admitting that you're an idiot.

Movies:

whatever movies you hate. movies containing any of the following should be banned from the planet: special effects, pixar, hakuna matata, fight scenes (unless no weapons are used and the actors are not wearing trench coats and/or sunglasses), suspense, military themes, partial nudity, keanu reeves, muppet-like creatures, muppets, and dancing.

Books:

oh, whatever anyone else that is trendy tells me to read.

My Blog

read my pointless ramblings in the only journal entry i'll ever write

in my profile section under "children," i checked "proud parent." that's not true at all, i am not even an ashamed parent, but i checked that option only because i did not see a listing for "i sure d...
Posted by ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST