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asjsalj

Would you like to be in the Harem of my Heart?

About Me


"Are we all just a bunch of 'carbon-base' wasted???"
I am passive as fuck as far as i am concerned! Everday, the only thing that gets me out of my bed, is the thought that the world might end today! When that doesnt happen I resort to other topics of motivation... Coffee, cigarettes, Adult Swim, and maybe a little bit of heroin!!! I dont know what the fuck to tell you about me so if you are interested, FUCKING E-MAIL me... OK... And have a swell day saturated in randy thoughts and intament releases!
ONE DAY.... I think I know who I am... But I really in fact have no clue who I am. On september 29th i was driving back from the orphanage where I volunteer. It was a cold stormy night that night. The road was slippery. All of the sudden a deer jumped out infront of me. Realizing the deer life was more important than my own I slammed on the brakes and lost control and went off a raveen. I just didnt want to hit the deer. I didnt wanna be know as "deer killer josh" or "deer fucker". after the accident i cant remember anything. The doctors say I have amnesia. whatever that is.
-------------------------------------To be continued!

My Interests


Music... Assorted types I guess...
Drinking... Assorted types I guess...
Females... Assorted types i guess...
Inebriation... Assorted types I guess...
Things... Assorted types I guess...

I'd like to meet:


rEALISTICLY!!!
i GUESS i WOULD LIKE TO MEET AS MANY PEOPLE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE, BEFORE GOING INSANE AND VENTURING OFF ON A MASSIVE HOMICIDAL RAMPAGE!
but... jUST TO SAVE YOU AND ME TIME... nO RACISTS, IGNORANT MINDLESS DOUCHE BAGS WHO STEREOTYPE AND JUDGE ANYBODY, BIBLE THUMPING SUPER CHRISTIANS, PREACHERS, GANG MEMBERS, AND ANYONE WHO THINKS i SHOULD LISTEN TO RAP-HIPHOP-R&B-FLOWS-UNDERGROUND-BEBOPSTIDDYFLOMWOMMAGRO M- WHAT THE FUCK EVER!
pOTENTIALLY!!!
mR. dEPP
mR. dAFOE
mR. lILLARD
mR. iZZARD
mR. wALTKIN
mR. tHORTON
mS. aDRI
mS. jOVOVICH
mS. jOLIE
mS. THAT FUCKING GIRL ON NCIS WHO DOES THE FORENSICS
tHOSE WOULD BE THE TOP TEN... nOT NECESSARILY IN ORDER



F.Y.I. i DONT WANNA FUCKING MEET YOU THOUGH BITCH!!!jk....

Music:

If the snare and sometimes the bass drums can go faster than my car... Then I will gladly listen to it!!!

Movies:

Physco Beach Party, Darkness, and other various Indie-Films

Television:

Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, and Anime.

Books:


Yeah ok or Haiku's:
Replace ridalin
Extacy for you and me
No more ADD
Do do do do do
The system is down down down
High pitched siren noise
Wake sober drunk high
Wake sober work drunk roll spun
Highway is warp nine
Keep a good fifa
My fast car faster music
Stuck on stimulants

I work at a bar
I have to drive really far
They might come kill me
Goin on tonight
I think its been five minutes
Im gonna go home

Heroes:


To IDOLIZE someone else is fucking pathetic. If you can't be yourslef, and be proud of it, then i don't think you should continue living!!!
YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!

My Blog

Hot Job!!!

I work at a bar bitches!!! If you questioned me being a alcoholic before... Just wait for my liver and kiddney tarnsplants. Are any of you guys willing to donate by the way?!?!?! I work at TWO ba...
Posted by asjsalj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vegas Baby!!!

What happens in Vegas, NEVER HAPPENED!!! (But i tried as hard as i could to be like Johnny Depp!!!)...
Posted by asjsalj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Guess FUCKING what!?!?!?

MY 21st BIRTHDAY WAS ON THE 18th OF DECEMBER 2004! I'M FUCKING 21 BITCH MY 21st BIRTHDAY WAS ON THE 18th OF DECEMBER 2004! I'M FUCKING 21 BITCH MY 21st BIRTHDAY WAS ON THE 18th OF DECEMBER 2004! I'M...
Posted by asjsalj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Greetings

Oi Oi Oi!
Posted by asjsalj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST