Cold Beer, Babes, Bears, playing Football, my Raiders, Hangin' with my boys and dogs...and any girls in tow. Outdoors, bonfires, Falconry, wolves, swords...oh whatever, like you care.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mikey
Birthday: 5/21/75
Birthplace: Medford, WI
Current Location: Hell, aka Illinois
Eye Color: Blue Green
Hair Color: Lt Brown-ish, and it's called stubble thank you!
Height: June 3rd
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty, Lucy
Your Heritage: Big Dumb Pollock, smidgen of Native, and some others
The Shoes You Wore Today: My boots
Your Weakness: A girl in tears....or leather pants which zip in the back
Your Fears: Going to prison and finding out I'm "The Bitch'
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, Sausage, Pepperoni, Ham, Garlic, Bacon, Arr Arr Arr!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fix the damn ceiling, haha. That, and another kick ass bonfire at my place!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL..sad huh?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, it is REALLY light out for 5:30.
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands, best massage EVER!
Your Bedtime: 10 minutes before my truck picks a fight with inanimate objects.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I knew one, would it be missed? I miss being a kid w/ my Grandparents, they were awesome.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, I don't do battery acid.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both, depends on the craving.
Single or Group Dates: Yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both, like it matters
Chocolate or Vanilla: On who? Either way, I'm sure I'll lick, I mean like it. ;P
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, unless it's Italian.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Shit yeah, fuck, who doesn't?
Do you Sing: That's not what I'd call it.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep, more if she's into that sort of thing.
Have you Been in Love: Yep, like a sucker!
Do you want to go to College: Not traditional
Do you want to get Married: Maybe, but not just to do it.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I think i'm a figment of your collective imagnations...BOO!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep, especially if you're drunk...or apparently incredibly large, haha.
Are you a Health Freak: Yep, they've been studying me as a scientific curiosity for years.
Do you get along with your Parents: My Dad, fortunately mom "has gone bye bye Egon"
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em!
Do you play an Instrument: In theory
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ha, in the pasht 24 hoursh! See, even slurring my type.
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, hence the non smoker thing
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only Advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ummmm, no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: HA, HELL no!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ohhh, Oreos....then no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, missed me by a month.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not that I recall or have seen pictures of.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ummmmmm, no.
Ever been Drunk: Yep, lotsa times
Ever been called a Tease: yep, but then I disproved her theory....several times actually.
Ever been Beaten up: Technically, no. Lost, yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Ummm, no
How do you want to Die: With a sword in my hand so I can take my place in Valhalla
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: That would require growing up, which is beyond a point which my friends would allow me to reach. Thanks!
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia...I know it's a continent, shut the fuck up!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde!
Short or Long Hair: Both, if she looks sexy, it's irrelevant!
Height: at least 5'4"
Weight: proportional to her looking hot...to me!
Best Clothing Style: Tight and revealing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: hopefully not an addict!
Number of CDs I own: this matters to who?
Number of Piercings: again, why is this relevant?
Number of Tattoos: STOP IT!!!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A couple, come on, who wants to..... a stiff? Chino, shut up!
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I'd like to meet:
Hmm, lessee..... Jimi, Elizabeth Hurley, Stevie (not you Gorn!), Eric, Kenny, The Duke, my Great Grandfather, my ancestors, if they truly are Native! I think Ted Nugent would be a riot to hang with, until he criticized my drinking! OH, I know, someone who will BLAME God when they fail, instead of only giving him (or her) credit when they win! Yeah, that would be cool, a nice change of pace! Either way, Odin is the Boss, so lick 'em. The Leinenkugel brothers would be fun.Other than that, ummm, how about a cute girl who just wants a weekend fling? Ya know, three days in a hotel...or cabin...or hot tub..... or whatever. Fun, no boring watching TV bullshit. I wanna be out of breath by Saturday morning, and recuperate with a cold beer. Yeah...... any takers? God I'm so stupid. But I don't care, and that's ok.
Music:
Metal, 'nuff said! The Blues are really ringing true for me the last few years, not cuz I'm blue, stupid, I just mean I like 'em. Kenny Wayne Shepherd's done some great shit and he's awesome. James Brown said so and he's dead now, so you've gotta listen to him!
Movies:
Top Gun, American Outlaws, Underworld, Old Yeller (shut it!), Predator, Dazed & Confused, Beverly Hills Cop, Wolf, Batman, Punisher, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Silver Bullet, Big Jake, Hondo, Hatari, Rio Bravo, Rio Lobo, Cahill: US Marshall, The Cowboys, Point Break, The Matrix (I & III), Conan The Destroyer, 3000 Miles To Graceland, The Lord of the Rings, The Ghost & The Darkness
Television:
TV is a waste of my time, unless it's a kick ass football game, or something about animals...yep, cuz I'm a big Dork! Ooo Ooo, or the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show UHH, Giselle Bundchen is a Goddess, in her UNDERWEAR!! Yeahhhhh ;)
Books:
BeoWulf, Dracula, Frog & Toad are Friends, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Dragonsdawn, The Iliad & The Odyssey, The Outcast, The Nomad, The Seeker, Rogue Warrior, The Lord of the Rings, Walden, Native American Wisdom
Heroes:
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