I'm crazy, and when I say crazy, I don't mean like a little wild. I mean, I have significant psychopathology. I am my own style. I don't fit into conventional groups, like "goth", "skater", or whatever other ones are out there. I am a little of everything, with my own unique additions. I'm a Junior at SUNY Albany, but I'm going to be taking a little break, because all work and no play makes Ruth a bad girl. I'm a Psych major. I'm in the process of ending an eight and a half year marriage because my husband and I have grown apart. I have 3 children ages 12, 8, and 5, all boys, only my 8 year old lives with me. I'm 9 weeks pregnant and I will flip if its not a little girl. I love to joke around and laugh. I'm obsessed with Psychopathology and my career goal is to be a counsellor to other people with mental illnesses. I am a Harry Potter fanatic. I love funny tee-shirt slogans and tie dye Grateful Dead tee-shirts. I love rollercoasters. I had Gastric Bypass in February 2006 and have lost 102 pounds, but I still have a little ways to go, but at least now I can buy clothes in the misses section instead of the women's section. The reason I have all these surveys on my profile is because I have nothing better to do, lol.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ruthie (at least thats what my family calls me)
Birthday: December 4, uh, do I have to say the year?
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, isn't that the windy city? I don't remember.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: My natural color? I don't remember....oh yeah, I think its brown
Height: 5'6" but I can be taller if you want me to be
Right Handed or Left Handed: Why do you ask?
Your Heritage: I come from martians, big green martians.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Large boots, large boot, boots as heavy as lead, with a circular twist of your muscular wrist, you can swing them right over your head!
Your Weakness: Oh, thats easy, I'm psycho
Your Fears: Anything that moves
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust pepperoni, yeah baby, yeah!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to sell my kids to Angelina Jolie, just kidding, I want to pass Sociology of Familes, but I thought I'd better start with a more obtainable goal.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hmmmm, I don't know, LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Five more minutes.
Your Best Physical Feature: My pinky, I think it has an extremely unique shape. My second best feature, my eyes.
Your Bedtime: What time is it? Oh, shit, I guess it was like 12 hours ago.
Your Most Missed Memory: All of them, I can't remember shit!
Pepsi or Coke: Yuck, neither, Bargs Root Beer all the way, but I guess that is a Coke product.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Thats tricky, I like both, I used to prefer McDonalds, but I think now its Burger King, they have better shakes.
Single or Group Dates: Orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eeew, I hate iced tea, I wouldn't give it to my dog, if I had a dog
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, except fast food shakes, then vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Why do you keep asking me about gross things I don't want to drink? Neither. Swiss Miss hot chocolate. Okay?
Do you Smoke: Not anymore, but I might be tempted if it was something good.
Do you Swear: Fuck, how am I supposed to answer this question?
Do you Sing: Non-stop, I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling...
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, with dirt, its good for the skin.
Have you Been in Love: For a couple of years in the middle of my marriage, but thats about it.
Do you want to go to College: Already there, and if I'm still alive at the end of the semester, it'll be a miracle of God.
Do you want to get Married: Never again! Its going to cost me enough to finish off the marriage I'm currently in.
Do you belive in yourself: Of course I believe in myself! What a stupid fucking question! If I wasn't here, how could I be typing this answer right now?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No way, I'd take a rollercoaster as regular transportation if that was possible!
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm probably attractive to somebody, I heard people in Africa think its a sign of beauty to have a big gap in your teeth, maybe I should move there, I'd be a godess or something!
Are you a Health Freak: I'm fat. Does that answer your question?
Do you get along with your Parents: Well, my dad is a psychopath, so, yeah, I'd say I get along well with him. My mom is no longer with anybody else, but I'm chanelling her spirit.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them when I'm not outside and the power doesn't go out.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play Oh Suzanna on the piano, but other than that, no, not really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, I drank a bottle of Pine Sol, just kidding, no I havne't had any alcohol in one whole year.... Oh God give me a drink! I need a fucking drink!
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No medicine cabinet is big enough for all the drugs that I'm on.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm not sure... honestly, I'm not sure.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Actually, no, I'm about due, I thought there was more money in my wallet than usual.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I did have two oreos, thats a first for me, I don't do anything in moderation.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never that'
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi fish! Sushi fish! Uh, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I don't think so, unless someone drugged me and dragged my unconscious body on stage, and then brought me back home and put me back in bed. Its possible, weirder things have happened to me.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've dumped my soon to be ex-husband, for the final time.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but sounds like fun, I wish I could get away with it. If I tried to go skinny dipping, everyone in the vicinity would run away screaming and then pour acid in their eyes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not in the past month, no.
Ever been Drunk: Are you kidding me? Its a favorite pastime of mine.
Ever been called a Tease: Not yet, but I'm still young, or at least kind of young.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, we were just playing around and I walk out of there with a broken arm.
Ever Shoplifted: Of course, I'm a klepto.
How do you want to Die: I want to be assassinated.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You mean if I grow up? Well, if I grow up, I want to counsel other crazy people, so they can hold their head up high and say, "say it once, say it loud, I'm psychotic and I'm proud!"
What country would you most like to Visit: You kidding? Amsterdam, baby, Amsterdam.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It doesn't matter, I don't even know what color my kids' eyes are
Favourite Hair Color: It would be cool to be with someone who had hair of all different colors, like rasberry red, lemony yellow...
Short or Long Hair: Either, as long as he doesn't have a bald head covered in oozing pimples
Height: Taller than me. I hated going to dances and being taller than all the boys when I was a kid.
Weight: Any, as long as he's not a shrimp. It makes me feel fatter when I'm with a really skinny guy.
Best Clothing Style: Funny tee-shirts and Jeans, that's it.
Number of Drugs I have taken: With legal ones I've lost count, but illegal ones, hmmm, 3, possibly 4
Number of CDs I own: Not even close to the number of CDs I owned 3 months ago, before my soon to be ex sailed us into shit creek without a paddle. Now, I have about 20, but I have about 60 burned on my X-Box, the rest are forever tragically departed.
Number of Piercings: Just my ears, I once had two holes in each ear, but that didn't last long, I really don't wear earrings much. When I was 13 I got my nose pierced, but it got infected and I had to take it out, not a pleasant experience.
Number of Tattoos: None yet. When I get the money, I'm going to get Grateful Dead bears dancing around my ankle.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't remember all of them, but one stands really fresh in my mind, that is taking this survey.
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MySpace Survey '06
BaSiC InFo
Name: Ruthie
Birthdate: December 4
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Ballston Spa, New York
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'6"
Weight: Yeah, like I'm going to post that!
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Sagitariaus
Ethnicity: Honky
Body Type: fat all over
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Favorite Drink: Red Hawaian Punch slush puppy
Baseball Team: Don't do sports
(when) Bedtime: I don't use a clock, keeping track of time just gets in the way of my style
Favorite Color(s): Pink and purple, used to be black, and then black and red, now everything has to be girly
Favorite Letter: Are you serious? I guess mine would be "I" because the whole world revolves around me
Favorite Number: I guess the typical response would be "69" but I'm going to say 50,000,000 because if I had 50 million dollars, my friends and family would never see me again
Candy: watermellon jolly ranchers
Favorite Animal: I was going to say octopus, but then I got a better idea, a hippogrif
Favorite Messenger: I don't know the names of my mailmen
Screename: Right, so everyone can IM me?!
Favorite Store: Wal-mart all the way, which to be honest is an irony because I'm a big time democrat, but hey, when you are as poor as me, Wal-mart is your best friend
Most Missed Memory: I've answered this in the other survey, all of them
Best Physical Feature: Well, I said pinky on the last survey, so this time I'm going to go with my pulmonary artery
Overused Phrase: "Hello"
First Thought Waking Up: "how much longer can I sleep without my kid missing the bus?"
Goal for this year: To stay productive in some way and not to become lazy
Weakness: I'm certifiably insane, I hid in the closet when the guys with the white coats and the nets came by
Fears: Flunking out of school; being poor for the rest of my life; getting old; never becoming successful; going to the mall naked
Heritage: Martian
Longest Relationship: My love affair with myself
School's Name: SUNY Albany, hopefully it will still be my school at the end of the semester
Favorite TV Show: Family Guy
Have You Ever....
Drank: No, except 2000 to 2006
Smoked: Smoked what? not that it really matters, the answer is yes either way
Dyed Your Hair: Always, I usually pick a new color everytime, I once had this purple and blue streak thing going on, but I finally stopped smoking the herbal essences and dyed my hair back
Shoplifted: Is this survey admissible in court?
Tried To Do The Splits: What do you mean "the splits"? Do you mean "a split"? I used to be able to. Don't have the guts to even try now, I'd never be able to get back up.
Tried To Do A Backbend: Yeah, but only so I could crack my back
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Yeah, I could still do one if I wanted to, not a decent one, but something that resembled one
Tried To Do A Handstand: Never succeeded at that, accept in the water for a few seconds
Tried To Act Perfect: In school, but otherwise, no. I hate those stuck up snobs who think they are better than everybody else. The smartest people admit that they know nothing, just like Socrates
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: I've only been put in detention once, I had to sweep up the cafeteria because I crumbled up hershey kisses on the floor at school at night to get the cleaning lady in trouble
Skinny Dipped: If I have, nobody's ever lived to tell about it
Had Sex: You know, I'm not sure. Maybe my children were conceived emmaculately.
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: sex is an act, the PC term is "someone of the opposite gender"
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: Does that threesome count?
Been Dumped: Yeah, but the people who dumped me had unfortunate accidents shortly afterward
Done Drugs: You asking cause you want some?
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no, I had a husband, but thats not what you asked
Ate Sushi: Yeah, my mom had a thing for Japanese food, I think that was why we were always broke
Loved Someone: Other than myself?
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: doesn't matter, but blue would be cool, never been with anyone with blue eyes before
Fav Hair Color: I'll go with blue on that one too
Short or Long Hair: Depends how it looks on him
Height: Taller than me, I don't like being the tall girl at the dance
Weight: Anything other than shrimp
Looks Or Personality: Personality all the way, I wouldn't mind both, but looks doesn't count one-millionth as much as personality
Love or Money: Now that's a much harder question.... Can I come back to that one?
Hot Or Cute: What's the difference?
Drugs and/or Alcohol: Preferably none, not because I have a problem with people doing them, I just don't want to be tempted, I have a very addictive personality and it took me a while to stop
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular, I'm not very strong, so I need someone to carry in all the stuff I buy
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: Somebody's been tipping the bottle
Random...: a random thought? okay, here it goes... Please stop pouring turpentine in my underwear, its getting all over the floor.
How Do You Want To Die?: I want to get stabbed, set on fire, and then thrown from the roof of a building
What country do you want to Visit: Alabama, they're inbreeders there, so you can see freaks without going to the circus...What? thats part of OUR country? Oh shit, time for another civil war
Been to the Mall Lately: I have some money in my wallet, does that answer your question?
Do you like Thunderstorms: I would if all the rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops. Oh, what a rain that would be!
Shower Daily: Maybe... Does driving around to fires and standing in front of the fire hose count?
Do you Sing: Yeah, but its gotten me in a lot of trouble, I got arrested when I got pulled over for a speeding ticket and I couldn't stop singing "I shot the sheriff"
Want to go to College: Not today. Maybe I'll make it in on Thursday.
Current...
Clothes: It just so happens that I am wearing a shirt that says "heavily medicated for your safety" and I am totally not maybe this up
Shoes: I'm at home on my computer, why would I have shoes on?
Make-Up: Haven't worn any in a couple of years, everytime I buy some, my 5 year old uses it for art supplies
Hair Do: More like "hair don't"
Phone: white
Phone Number: How am I supposed to know the serial number, I didn't keep the box
Location: In the bathtub, my computer is waterproof
Weather: I think there is a tornado because my whole house is spinning around real fast
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