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Jordan

keeping it brutal since 1991.

About Me

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My Interests

eternity.

I'd like to meet:

girls who don't like the Jonas Brothers.

My Blog

Blogs are for pussies.

i guess i'm a pussy. that's cool with me though. so... school is going pretty darn tootin' great. i have some rad teachers and stuff. creative writing is one of the best classes i have ever taken. two...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:15:00 PST

a blog that is to be read in an old english accent.

there's been a lot going on with me lately, so i've made the decision to write a new blog. first off, a few weeks ago i went to the vans warped tour. i loved the people that i was with, but honestly, ...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:33:00 PST

why i oughtta

i was recently accepted into this really brutal metal playing band as their second guitarist. so far, so great. i decided to post a blog advertising all of my music projects because, frankly, i'm just...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:40:00 PST

My summer plans

tomorrow is the last day of my 11th grade year. i feel like a little kid. most of my friends are graduating this year or have already graduated. anyways, this is a summer i have a few goals. here's th...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:23:00 PST

dundundun...

i'm listening to classical music right now. i think that this is one of the few types of music that honestly moves me anymore. i've decided to become a composer. i guess this means that i'm going to c...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:19:00 PST

Stride- Forever Fruit

Here's my review:Stride's Forever Fruit chewing gum is possibly the best gum i've ever had. let me sum it up for you:I suddenly find myself strolling through an abandoned suburban town. it's about 95 ...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:12:00 PST

Trident- Watermelon Twist

if you've never tried it, here's a review:when chewing trident watermelon twist, i suddenly find myself transformed into a warrior super hero battling my way through forces of evil to save the beautif...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:48:00 PST

confessions. the real kind.

i've had a ton of crap on my mind lately. before you read this though, i'd like to make something clear. i've fucked in more ways than you will know. if you've ever thought highly of me in any way, sh...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:04:00 PST

new poem

bitter cold chills crawl up my spinewish the reflection in the mirror wasn't minecircles under my eyes tell the taleof some kid named jordan and all the times that he's failed he'll never be fine so h...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST

A Dream I Had

here is a dream i had last night. or rather, here is the part of the dream that sticks out the most:i’m standing there. then i turn to look at this petite short-haired, almost indian looking gir...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST