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About Me


.id rather burn out than fade away.
.i love my bass guitar more than i'll ever love you.
!!PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MESSAGES WITH STUPID PERVERTED
COMMENTS OR PICK UP LINES!!
I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT
AND I WILL NOT RESPOND!!
my dog means more to me than you EVER will.
i havent eaten anything with a face in 9 years.
the ceilings in my house are only 6 feet high.
i want to be in the most amazing band ever.
i drink too much.
i dont listen or pay attention to anyone about 90% of the time.
i want to be a superhero.
i have a Tommy Gun hanging above my bed.
1950s horror and sci-fi movies are the best.
my heart stops whenever an animal runs into the street.
i tend to buy MAC makeup when i should be buying food.
as far as im concerned, Adam West is pretty fucking rad.
i cant stand when people just assume things about me.
it makes me crazy.
i dont like when people touch me. it makes me panic.
i dont think Donnie Darko is the best movie ever.
i believe "windmills" should be left in Holland.
and only people with vaginas should wear girl pants and makeup.
i dont add anyone on here unless i actually know them, or talk to them often.
so if all you want is to look more popular, dont bother. what the fuck is the point in having 5000 people on your friends list that you dont even know??
if you love me...
my puppy is on Dogster!
click here to go look.
doooo iiiiiiiit!!!!!!!

My Interests

amazing bands. fist fights. food fights. rain. stars. videogames. rock shows. guitars. Superheros. Pirates. Zombies. Robots. Tommy Guns. Gangsters from the 1920s and 1930s. Cadillacs. Marilyn Monroe. Sid Vicious. James Dean. Elvis Presley. Slurpees. Troma. action figures. Jem and the Holograms. Tank Girl. lip piercings. tattoos. stickers. hugs. blood. glitter.

I'd like to meet:

Remy LeBeau is so much better than you.

Music:

No Doubt. Tiger Army. Nekromantix. Horrorpops. Rancid. The Distillers. The Legendary Shack Shakers. Agnostic Front. Roger Miret and The Disasters. Buzzcocks. Lower Class Brats. Danzig. Misfits. Sex Pistols. Dead Pets. Generation X. The Virus. Johnny Thunders. Social Distortion. Dead Kennedys. Ramones. US Bombs. Die Hunns. Luckie Strike. Blondie. Joan Jett. Pat Benatar. Devo. Lit. The Specials. Chris Isaak. Save Ferris. Bouncing Souls. Michael Jackson. The Used. Hole. The Start. The Sounds. Elvis Presley. Garbage. The Smiths. Morrissey. The Faint. Guns n Roses. Iron Maiden. Poison. The Scorpions. Twisted Sister. Motley Crue. Gwar. Cradle of Filth. Silverchair. Good Charlotte. Murder City Devils. Transplants. Oingo Boingo. etc...

Movies:

Ninja Turtles. Batman. Creature From the Black Lagoon. Dick Tracy. Tank Girl. All Dogs Go To Heaven. V For Vendetta. SPAWN. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Death Becomes Her. Beatlejuice. Toxic Avenger. Drop Dead Fred. Super Troopers. Beerfest. Josie and the Pussycats. Lilo and Stitch. Pirates of the Caribbean. Pump Up the Volume. The Crow. Ghostbusters. True Romance. Hackers. Dirty Love. Mario Brothers. Nightmare Before Christmas. Sid and Nancy. Blank Generation. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. How to Marry a Millionaire. Rebel Without a Cause. Breakfast at Tiffanys. The Breakfast Club. Sixteen Candles.

Television:

old skool Ninja Turtles. Family Guy. Invader Zim. Toxic Crusaders. Jem and The Holograms. Transformers. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The Twilight Zone. Ronco Infomercials.

Books:

"Please Kill Me (the uncensored oral history of punk)".
"I Am Spock".
"The Philosophy of Andy Warhol (from A to B and back again)".
"Blank Generation Revisited".
"Punk – The Definitive Record of a Revolution".
"Rotten – No Irish. No Blacks. No Dogs".
COMICS: Ninja Turtles. Batman. X-Men. Dick Tracy. JTHM. Tank Girl.

Heroes:

my Mommy(rip). Halston Rhodes. Marilyn Monroe. Deborah Harry. Gwen Stefani. Elvis Presley. James Dean. Rod Serling.

My Blog

the real thing...

its been almost 3 YEARS now.i remember when i thoughtwe wouldnt make itpast 1 month...youre still my best friendand the most amazing personive ever known.i dont know what i wouldever do without you.iv...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:26:00 PST

i like this.

you should download this song.Michael Franti & Spearhead"Light Up Ya Lighter"it never makes no senseit never makes no sensefire fire firelight up ya lighterfire fire fire armageddon is a deadly da...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

pictures! oh joy!

so uhh...im stuck at Claire's rite now,and i found a bunch of pictures of me on her computerthat i thought were funny,and so i decided to post them.....haha.i wore that damn crown for daaaaaays... ..d...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

READ THIS, YOU BASTARDS!!!

PRESS THE 'STOP' BUTTON ON YOUR BROWSERTO STOP THE BACKGROUND MUSICSO YOU CAN HEAR THE VIDEO... i started bawlingand got really sick.no joke.i dont think anyone could watch thisand...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

a memory...

just something i foundthat wrote to a frienda few years ago..."my mommy is super drunk again.she wants me to find her a bottle of rum.she's paranoid that im going to steal her Rockstar.she keeps telli...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

it doesnt stop.

the world was on fire and no one could save me but youits strange what desire will make foolish people doi never dreamed that id meet somebody like youand i never dreamed that i knew so...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

who's comin with me??

..Monday, Jan 22nd - Salt Lake City LibraryBest of Past TromaDance ScreeningsOpening reception at Night Flight Comics to follow Tuesday, Jan 24th - Brewvies Cinema Pub - Salt Lake CityOfficial TromaDa...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

I will never forget you, Mommy, or the things you did for me.

Kristy Quick 1963 ~ 2006     A beautiful free spirit left our world but not our hearts. On November 25, 2006 Kristine Quick passed away. Kristy will be remembered as a creative, ca...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST

Jesus's Miracle Spring Water! Get Yours Now!!

i cant believe how completely full of shit people are.i was watching an infomercialon the Spike channelfor "Jesus's Miracle Spring Water".its just a little plastic packagewith a few ounces of water in...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:45:00 PST

so much cuter than you.

these are my 3 Boxer doggies!i love them.         & nbsp;         & nbsp;   Zoe    ...
Posted by .designed by russians. on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 10:11:00 PST