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king rat

Captain McPuffermin

About Me

i'm only barely alive. kinda kickin' it. i attracted an infectious giggle, and it's tearin' up my insides.WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WAZZLE!!!

My Interests

people who can walk without touching the ground.

I'd like to meet:

"I know I've said this before; the odds of us actually playing Free Bird are...there ARE no odds. It is not going to happen. I'll start with the first reason: we have NO idea how to play Free Bird. The second reason is: in the lovebug's natural habitat, hearing that would just fucking kill them, wouldn't it? You wouldn't want that, right? He's adorable. He is cute. Thirdly: Even if some, like, pick your deity, whoever, came down from the heavens or the hills or wherever your deity lives, and just blessed us with this vast knowledge of Free Bird and things, and we could play it backwards, sing backwards, we could do all that crazy shit, we still just wouldn't do it. If this were the Make a Wish foundation and you were gonna die in 20 minutes, just long enough to play Free Bird, we still wouldn't play it. And here's the end reason, the end reason is that life is just too fucking short to play or hear Free Bird.” — Isaac BrockGoliath
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Music:



Doug Martsch - "they make more sense to me than most bands do. every aspect of them is great; great songs, great players. they make complete sense to me. they are always doing new and different things. they kind of to me exemplify the perfect rock band through all kinds of different sorts of music.""isaacs an amazing singer. totally sweet voice; he can yell and sing pretty"

Movies:

some

Television:

futuroscovery

Books:

anything that is good and interesting."Let him think I am more man than I am and I will be so." Santiago/Ernest Hemingway

Heroes:

adults in fast food, because they inspire me to not be like them.

My Blog

Hidden Fingers

Hidden fingers In the middle of the afternoon, when the sun is at its' highest; We play this little game, when our love is at its' finest. The game is called hidden fingers, And when we play they sti...
Posted by king rat on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:17:00 PST

most of the time it’s only

hey. how are you?
Posted by king rat on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:58:00 PST

Life

Life I guess it's one of those unbelievable things.One of those absurd moments in time.The one where you don't realize what you have until it's gone.I hope it's not that way for me;Mostly because I f...
Posted by king rat on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:24:00 PST

Touch Me You, Love Me Do

Koka Kola Kisses taste sweet,Atleast, that's what I remember.Staring into her pretty eyes,In the snowy cold days of December.Starting with a soft murmer,And movig on to softer lips.It helped keep our ...
Posted by king rat on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

He Wished to Kiss Her Sinking Lips

He Wished to Kiss Her Sinking Lips He wished to kiss her sinking lips. Her un-wanting gaze, then his hands through her hips. Struggling to touch them, like arms without hands. Her transparent body di...
Posted by king rat on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:26:00 PST

A Look at Miscommunication and Fabled Happiness

A Look at Miscommunication and Fabled Happiness Reaching his house after a long night of acting as a door-mouse to a small time delivery company, the man enters his small, but quaint one r...
Posted by king rat on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:24:00 PST

A Life Without Bliss

The boy never asked to grow up like this, A whore of a mother, And a life without bliss. The boy never asked to have two dads. One a drunk, the other a malignant fag. Day in and day out he would hide ...
Posted by king rat on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:15:00 PST

His Dear, Not Mine

Between the mattress and the blankets, Her secrets are kept. Holding on to one another, for all night she has wept. I've always had one question though, When she's down on her knees& Is it help she is...
Posted by king rat on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

Shes the Cutest Grave-Digger Ive Ever Seen

And as the girl finally achieved her final prize, She took out her brain and reviewed her demise. Took into consideration all the lives she destroyed, As she was about to take hers as well. There was...
Posted by king rat on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Ketamine Filled Nights

Along with your' drunken nights, The house only brings deflowering to mind. As they secumb to her seductive gaze into their eyes, They give in yet again; Only to discover the truth. Blood sucker. Murd...
Posted by king rat on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST