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Teleford

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like oriental lattes
long walks around the football track at sunset
pocket protecters
sparatic dancing
....and lawn gnomes
And I bury fish heads to make my maple trees big and strong
And my name is Teleford Mask Hedge Seriously
People always think im joking but its really my fucking awesome name
My mom was the struggling artist on acid type i guess
maybe she envisioned travel in space in my future or seomthing.
Nope
I wanna be a plumber...just kidding
Im trying to get into the flea market business.
Girls are always fun
I like to go to photoshoots
My best friend is a photographer... that is how I get my pictures
I love my sister and brother more than life
I think that cuddling is the best thing ever
You should definitely be my friend

My Interests

music
music
music
It's my life art
painting
cooking
children
toothpaste
adhesive tape
elementary school teachers in tight pant suits
manual labor
and politics...

I'd like to meet:

Sandra McKeaver
Lindsey Lohan
Jonathan Donald
Joe Satriani
(AND SOME FRICKIN COOL MYSPACE PEOPLE)!!!
and a pretty girl♥

Music:

Foo fighters, beastie boys, smile empty soul, rolling stones, kiss, the killers, franz ferdinand, cold play, elton john, the clash, bbmac, avril laveign, britney spears, jojo, tiki, roho, and meatie.

Movies:

a walk to remember, 2 fast 2 furious, lord of the rings, CARY GRANT, the mask, moulin rouge, ace ventura, eternal sunshine, denis the menace.

Television:

american idol, the swan, will and grace, survivor, fear factor, the surreal life, leno, saturday night live.

Books:

chicken soup for the teenage soul, chicken soup for the dog lovers soul, chicken soup for the squirrel lovers soul, the girl with the pearl earring, rambling blanche the canadian mounte, and the adventures of madam fudgey.

Heroes:

Tupac, Mandy Moore, my brother, my brother's wife, my brother's friend Marco, CARY GRANT, whoever invented maybelline.

My Blog

My LARV is passionate and warm

im sooo in love!! her name be-ith Chanelle (shuh nelle), but i dont know how to spell it, she plays bass in a band called Mammoth that no one has ever heard of!! SHES BEAUTIFUL AND SO FUNNY!!@.. i wan...
Posted by Teleford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So I Have This Myspace

People! I have this myspace but I have ZERO friends, except for Tom. Tom is my only love and someday I will soon forget him for a prettier face. Hopefully, a female pretty face, but beggars cant be ch...
Posted by Teleford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST