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A writer is essentially a spy.

About Me

I'm a journalist and freelance writer, and I'm married to this Jimmy-Gnecco looking dude . We have two fur-children, Oliver Toothpaste and Edgar Allan Betelgeuse, and are Uncle Dad and Aunt Ashley to our adopted dog-phew, Hotis. He's living with us for an indefinite period of time while his cool mom (my sister Lele ) is at Aveda in Baton Rouge. Our house is basically full of licks and tails and turtle snaps twenty four hours a day.

I have OCD and it pretty much dominates my life.

I'm obsessed with James Spader. I love food. I'm terrified of tornadoes.

And I live behind this baby:

My Interests

Being a better person.

I'd like to meet:

People who like garage sales. Anyone who thinks they have the answers. People who love Jeopardy! as much as I do. And Mr. Wainwright and Björk:

(Rufus Wainwright covering Chelsea Hotel No. 2, from I'm Your Man)

(Björk's Generous Palmstroke)

Music:

Ours, Bjork, Johnny Cash, Pleasure Club, Jeff Buckley, Deadboy & The Elephanmen, The Everly Brothers, Cottonmouth, Texas, Dorsey Burnette, Gun Club, Blonde Redhead, Beck, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, The Veils, AFI, Daniel Johnston, Leonard Cohen, People in Planes, Joseph King, Joy Division, Billie Holiday, New Order, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Legendary Pink Dots, Loretta Lynn, Bob Dylan, Dwight Yokum, Jimmy Gnecco, James Hall, VNV Nation, Bonnie Raitt, Burden Brothers, Micheal Jerome, Depeche Mode, Misfits, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Social Distortion, The Cure, Tenacious D, mrnorth, Etta James, Dax Riggs, Rufus Wainwright, Nina Simone, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tiger Army, Placebo, Lyle Lovett, The Killers, She Wants Revenge, Failure, Radiohead, The Pretenders, Joan Jett, The Smiths, 16 Horsepower, David Bowie, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Mars Volta, Johnny Goudie, The Julia Dream, The Beatles, Catatonia, Peach Garden Ministry, The Fiery Furnaces, Manic Street Preachers, Charline Arthur, The Cure, Wanda Jackson, The Tear Garden, Muse

And here are some bits and pieces that I love:
(Ours doing The Cure's Lovesong at Maxwell's.)

(Radiohead doing There, There on BBC.)

(Murder By Death's Brother.)

(Jeff Buckley doing Last Goodbye in 1995 on Chicago's public access channel, JBTV. I love Matt Johnson in this.)

(Regina Spektor's Fidelity.)

(Fantasia Barrio doing Summertime from Porgy and Bess.)

(A clip from Every Night is Saturday Night, a documentary about the amazing Wanda Jackson.)

Movies:

Anything with James Spader, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Splendor, Stevie, Buffalo 66, Boondock Saints, The Last Record Store, Pulp Fiction, Crumb, Reality Bites, May, Ghost World, Beauty and the Beast, Love, Ludlow, Goodfellas, Dream Lover, Unfaithful, a short film I saw on IFC about videotaping the last day of a break-up, which I can't remember the name of and have been searching for ever since, Donnie Darko, SLC Punk, From Hell, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Simon Birch, Drop Dead Fred, Secretary, The Other Sister, Junebug, Boys of Baraka, The Squid & the Whale, Crash (older Spader, not the new one), Me and You and Everyone We Know, Thumbsucker, Stevie, Velvet Goldmine, Moonlight Mile, Eternal Sunshine, Seven, Little Monsters, Crash, The Hugga Bunch movie
(The tap dance sequence from Vincent Gallo's Buffalo 66)
(The mud pie scene from Drop Dead Fred)
Wicked Little Town from (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)
(From Mary Gaitskill's Secretary)
(From Breakfast on Pluto)
(The philistine scene from The Squid and the Whale)
(The ending scene from Garden State)

Television:

Law and Order (esp. SVU), Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, The History Channel, Degrassi, My So-Called Life, The Commish, Picket Fences, ZoobaleeZoo, The Young Ones, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, Without a Trace, The Practice, Boston Legal, Welcome Freshman, Project Runway (Daniel Vosovich and Malan, my faves!), Top Chef, Salute Your Shorts, The Real World (esp. Boston), Dog the Bounty Hunter, HGTV, Flash Forward, Even Stevens, Maniac Mansion, Third Watch

Books:

In the City of Shy Hunters, Choke and everything else by Chuck Palahniuk, anything J.M. Barrie, Prozac Nation, Mary Gaitskill, Denis Johnson, I Know This Much Is True, Wally Lamb, White Oleander, Janet Fitch, Garden of Eden, Augusten Burroughs' Running with Scissors, Hemmingway, Anne Sexton anything, Slyvia Plath, metaphysical poets, Sappho, Pablo Neruda, Anne Rice, Equus, anything melodramatic, Stephen King, Anais Nin, anything Alice Walker, Toni Morrison, The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler, Peter Shaffer's Equus, Surrender the Pink, Carrie Fisher, L. Frank Baum

Heroes:

Buckley. Bjork. Gnecco. Mayall. Apple. Hedy. Spader. Mia. Barrie. Momma.

My Blog

i forgot some things

1:  I went a little crazy the other day and put a bunch of videos on Myspace that make me happy.  You can view them here. The list goes:Rufus Wainwright covering Chelsea Hotel No. 2, from I'...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST

(i really love hornsby's hard apple cider)

we're back in berwick now ... still no check from school, though.  if it's not here tomorrow, i will officially go into panic mode.  please be here tomorrow.  please.this weekend was re...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:30:00 PST

amy's 25, danny's home, puppers

so, i think i forgot to mention this but i convinced danny to leave his job early so we can go take care of house things in natchitoches.  they hired a new person on friday, so it worked out for ...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

i love you, little mouse

today is one year since i married my best friend.  last night was awesome and i want to share the details.  photos and alphabets later, when i can unload the photographs from my portable...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

p h o t o g r a p h s

bffs!  (next four images, photo credit to herm.)HOTIE-PANDA!we bought this stuffed banana for 50 cents esterday and the dogs have been going insane over it:hey kids, rock and roll nobody tells yo...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

year in review meme (from adam)

instructions:  take the first sentence from the first entry of each month (that isn't a meme), and then post them here month by month.  this will form your year in review.  miiiine:dece...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST

gifts for $20 or less (x-posted to makenote)

piano key suspenders from fred flare.  $8.eyelash curler from sephora.  $16.buddha desk organizer from target.  $15.99.camera photo album from fred flare.  $12.foot traffic's strip...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:52:00 PST

hello pretty wizards

Why do the "personalized" ads on my journal ALWAYS have to do with fat products?  Like, I know they dig around in your interests to try to cater the ads to fit you, but seriously, is fat the ONLY...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST

do you know how much i love gnomes?

danny bought four japanese gnomes for me at the flea market yesterday.  and then i had a dream about david the gnome and swift the fox!  hoorah.--a...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST

a little baby christmas tree

danny came home from work yesterday and brought me a baby christmas tree and a bottle of wine.  since we'll be sharing the entire month of december with my family, he thought i should have my own...
Posted by ashley jackson-pierce on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST