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eltonio banderas

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

GETTOBYKES THROUGH AND THROUGH
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My Interests

Life

I'd like to meet:

THE DEBIL

Music:

first 4 albums of metallica, bon scott, red hot chili peppers, megadeth, ac/dc, judas priest, halford, fight, elton john, billy joel, murder city devils, johnny cash, joe walsh, norman greenbaum, steppenwolf, billy idol, black sabbath, motorhead, queens of the stone age, alice cooper, jag panzer, iron maiden, paul di'anno, almighty inbredz, ufo, pantera, audioslave, the doors, manowar, alan jackson, faron young, metal church, zz top, the who, willie nelson, kris kristofferson, rammstein, bad company, lynyrd skynyrd, rollins band, golden earring, the eagles, heart, linda ronstadt, nancy sinatra, flotsam and jetsam, aerosmith, elf, rhino bucket, dio, armored saint, queen, george thorogood, girlschool, steel prophet, mc5, cream, notley crue, white snake, scorpions, slayer, system of a down, pink floyd, guns n roses, rainbow, led zeppelin, deep purple, garth brooks, kyuss, grim reaper, soundgarden, accept, racer x, godsmack, tenacious d, van halen, iced earth, the rolling stones, danzig, almighty inbredz, the temptations, edwin star, patsy cline, winters bane, saxon, skid row, .38 special, elvin bishop, little feat, alabama thunderpussy, diamond head, spinal tap, REBEL SON, motorbilly, white knuckle trucker, dion and the belmonts, owl, mountain, elvis presley, fraternity, wolfmother, sword, blue oyster cult

Movies:

Mad Max
Band of Brothers
Green Street Hooligans
This is Spinal Tap
Feast
Jaws
All Deathwish
The Sting
Hot Rock
Blade Runner
The Guns of Navarone
Force 10 from Navarone
Apt Pupil
Clint Eastwood
Deliverance
Full Metal Jacket
....

Television:

History Channel
National Geographic
Discover Channel
Futurama
Family Guy

Books:

I......I.....I cant read

Heroes:

Satan

My Blog

Holy Diner

this is a tribute to the smallest giant in the world, Ronnie James Dio   Holy Diner You've been down to long in the hot grease trap Oh what just fell in my lap   The cooks a spic so you know...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

Tribute to Rob Halford and Freddie Mercury

This is a tribute to the two gayest fellas in music, its called Man Factory. The setting is in a foundry run by topless dudes who are ripped and constantly rubbin on each other.   oooooo&nbs...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

Me Jon Mindy

well jon was here for a few days and im gonna recap some stuff that i remember.  the first day we cooked on the grill and went to miss cues and partied and what not dont remember much about it, s...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST

On Bykes

Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors But its not a car, its a byke On bykes   Here on my bike I can also recieve And i can give it to you And it keeps me unstable four...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

Scummy Pirate Theme

(sing to yourself in a pirate voice)   Yarrharhar we are the scarvies! Yohoho we're dirty ya know?   We live on a boat that barely floats We sail on a sea.. (BURRP!)...Did i mention we smell...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:53:00 PST

French Toast Nosehair poetry

i like chicken i like eggs i wanna get in between you legs   i like trucks more than cars i like pubs more than bars   sometimes my friends call me gay most of the time i believe what they...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:09:00 PST

beer song

(creepy intro music)beer is good beer is greatyou dont get as drunk right after u atebooze are coolbooze are neatbooze wont let you stand on your feet(short bass solo)alcohol rocksalcohol rollsalcohol...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:51:00 PST

I love clippin my toe nails

yeah ii love clippin my toe nails, peein in the shower, sittin indian style, scratchin my buttcrack in the line at a store, drinkin till i cant stand, takin poopies, pickin my nose, watchin infomercia...
Posted by eltonio banderas on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST