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Yves

yvesgandara

About Me

Well I like to swim, I do that quite a lot.. sometimes I just chill out on a Lilly pad and catch the odd greenfly, with my tongue but the fuckers never fly in a straight line so I miss and catch more then I bargained like a fucking bee! I like to blow up old ladies too when they feed the ducks..man that’s funny! The ducks don’t think so, so I blow them up too sometimes. I don’t get on with Pixies much cos they’re chavs. They don’t do ANYTHING .. just pretend. Useless! I hate Smurfs too. It’s cos they’re blue innit. Anyway that’s enough about me for now…I’m ok really.. just confused but it’s fine…

My Interests

None whats so ever

I'd like to meet:

The ONLY female Smurf. She's blue too but you know..she's cute..........(I need help)

Music:

I had two choice there...play the triangle or the violin. I picked the violin and its soooo hard to play!! practice, practice, practice!!I love most rock / a lot of alternative / very little chart shit / love folk music from around the world, in particular Irish/Scottish/Breton