PoppaWheelie

Get this video and more at MySpace.com Me headbangin' to Ozzy at Ozzfest. PARANOID!!! Thanks RobI'm an optimistic, 25 yr. old conservative (RIP President Reagan), church goin' Catholic, disabled, metalhead from CA. A proud member of Black Label Society's Doom Crew Inc. and a proud brother of The Knights of Columbus. I like to send riddles to superheros while holding their loved ones hostage, and you can often find me fighting my local hobos down by the ol' railroad tracks over a can of beans. That says it all. I am the Godfather of my nephew, Augustus and I take that seriously. I'm the kind of person who wares his emotions on his sleve along with his horrible dandruff. What you see is what you get. No BULLSHIT! I'm honest and don't like trends or dishonest people . . . or the French. I was recently bed ridden due to a medical problem (Gigantor Privets) for over 4 years but I am now fully recovered and have lost, gained and learned a hell of a lot throughout the recovery. It was the most trying time of my life and I thank God for the knowledge, friendships and love that has come of it. Currently I am working online for Club Vodka Booking based in Hollywood however my passion and love is film. I'm studying what I can to become a film director. I mainly want to do Indy films that were shot on a hand camera, with less than par actors and an editor who must be a pothead. But the subject must be spooky or in your face and shocking! I LOVE those type of films! I would also like to get back into acting which is a talent I have been trying to focus on over the last few years. Many things are black and white to me. It might be because I'm color blind. I don't believe in much of the gray area. There is good and evil in the world. I see no problem or hypocrisy in identifying both. So don't be surprised when I tell you to stop hitting that puppy with a nine iron or give you praise when you use the toilet instead of my carpet. However I am not the type of "Christian" who will damn you to Hell. Not my style. Hate the sin love the sinner. And God knows I'm a sinner. I would say my disability has made me an observer of my environment and I like it that way. Because of this I have learned A LOT about life. Seen things, heard things, felt things that many don't in a life time. I always find it humorous when some ignorant person comes up to me and tells me I'm a child. Funny shit. Not sayin' my life is the toughest but I do believe I've lived more than most my age. I know that most young people in their early 20's are dipshits but it can be insulting when some 30 something I've been teaching about life asks me my age and then decides they are now wiser than I am because they were born a few years earlier. Whot day fink?! Me no smartness?! I appear laid back which I am to a certain extent. I am often thinking of and taking in my surroundings. However when it comes time to rock n' roll I get in there with the best of them. Don't believe me? Take a look at my pictures. If you want to know me at my core all you need to do is see me at Mass (church) and at a metal concert. There you will see me for who I am. The most handsome, smart and politically incorrect paraplegic you will ever meet. As for fun I like to sit back, shoot some billiards and have a few brews with my friends, family and the most annoying strangers I can find. Of course concerts are mandatory and I love to watch good movies (like Dolamite). When I can I would love to go out and travel this globe. But for now I'm content with beer and concerts . . . and hot women . . . and heavy narcotics. And remember, to be my friend all you need to do is be yourself, be truthful and bring beer. I'd do the same for you. Unless your a hippie.This justifies war against terrorist for me. No matter who they are or where they're from, they must be stopped; and we and our British brothers are the only ones who can put an end to them. There is no greater gift then too lay down ones life for a friend.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Martin (last one is the middle name)
Birthday: 02/09/1983
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Current Location: Concord, CA If you come lookin' for me I'll shoot ya.
Eye Color: Brown like a beautiful cows
Hair Color: Red like a beautiful burning cow
Height: 6' 1" if I could stand. In wheelchair I'm like 4' 9" or somethin'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but I use the left to punch people
Your Heritage: Irish and German. I'm like a drunken Nazi
The Shoes You Wore Today: I didn't ware any. Just like a hippie
Your Weakness: Kriptonite and beautiful women
Your Fears: I fear dieing alone and going to Hell
Your Perfect Pizza: Poison pizza! I would serve it to the rats in my home. That or meatlovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get the hell off bedrest
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YOU ASS-WIPE! I SWEAR YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR IGNORANCE! YOU ARE LOOKING AT DEATH!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my gun? Oh man I smell like a turd. I better take a shower with my gun.
Your Best Physical Feature: My hairy ass. That or my whole head
Your Bedtime: I have given myself a 7:00 PM bed time but I don't care I'm a rebel.
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmother and hanging with old friends.
Pepsi or Coke: I don't do drugs so Pepsi but I do like Coca Cola better then Pepsi.
McDonalds or Burger King: I AM THE BURGER KING!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla that taste like chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Whiskey
Do you Smoke: An occational cigar. Oh and lots of crack (jk)
Do you Swear: WHAT THE F*..K KIND OF QUESTIONS IS THAT A$$HOLE!!! Of course not.
Do you Sing: Not vary well but I try to sing at the top of my lungs every night at 2:00 AM
Do you Shower Daily: Yes . . . wait. *sniffs himself* No. (jk)
Have you Been in Love: I like to think so
Do you want to go to College: Hell yes!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla that taste like chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Whiskey
Do you Smoke: An occational cigar. Oh and lots of crack (jk)
Do you Swear: WHAT THE F*..K KIND OF QUESTIONS IS THAT A$$HOLE!!! Of course not.
Do you Sing: Not vary well but I try to sing at the top of my lungs every night at 2:00 AM
Do you Shower Daily: Yes . . . wait. *sniffs himself* No. (jk)
Have you Been in Love: I like to think so
Do you want to go to College: Hell yes!
Do you want to get Married: To a hot conservative, brunette, Catholic, metalhead nurse.
Do you believe in yourself: Well I'm looking at myself right now so yes. I mean I'm not like the tooth fairy.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Ugghh . . . *pukes in hands* No. Only when I move around.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah I am hot! Well to metalhead ladys.
Are you a Health Freak: Hold on let me get off of my bed and put down this burrito. No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I love my Mom and Pop's
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEAH!!! ISN'T THAT PANTERA?!!
Do you play an Instrument: The kazoo and a little bass gutiar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have a beer in my hand right now
In the past month have you Smoked: No damn it! I want a cigar.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only been high on life . . . . . . and Meth. (jk)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm on bedrest so I go on dates with my stuffed animals.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I can't leave my bed. Quit rubbing it in
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but have had a box of deep fried rat tails.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No I have not. Sushi is like a cancer on the Earth.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but I would like to get back on to start acting
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes I dipped myself in a vat of lard and I am definately skinny
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only your hart. If your a guy then I took your watch.
Ever been Drunk: What? Sorry I'm a little drunk right now.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes actually I have
Ever been Beaten up: 8 brothers what do you think?
Ever Shoplifted: Yes I once raised a drug store 4 feet!
How do you want to Die: In a hail of bullets saving the world.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Film Director
What country would you most like to Visit: The rest of the US first. After that everywhare else.
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You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.
You're a Thrash Metalhead! KICK ASS!
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