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Tom

People, please try to act normal.

About Me

I have a two teenage daughters and a wife, last time I checked. They are wonderful, because if I say otherwise they might set my house on fire. Kidding. I love them. They are beautiful and smart and funny and unpredictable, except for the times I know exactly what they are going to say or do.

My Interests

Writing, boxing, drumming, doodling, purdy things like paintings and photos, music, exercise, biking. (yawn). Criticizing others, laying blame, making fun of you, forming coalitions, taking part in baseless speculation, feigning interest, etc. What is this? A Dewar's ad?

I'd like to meet:

I have a question or two for George W. Bush. Do I get two? I would like to meet my inner adult...

Music:

I said music. Did I misunderstand the question?I like Tom Petty, REM, Elvis Costello (am I the only one who likes Monkey to Man? Especially the video, which is how I envisioned my life would be), Police, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Nirvana, Silversun Pickups, White Stripes, Dido, Liz Phair, Sade, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Elmore James, Son House, Natlie Merchant, Albert King, Clapton, BB King, Robert Johnson. Mr. Bob Marley and Peter Tosh. I like Sheryl Crow, Bob Dylan, Sonny Rollins, Dave Matthews, Neil Young, Lyle Lovett and Keth Richards. Issa Bagayoyo, Habib Koite, Ali Farka Toure, David Byrne, Talking Heads, Cranberries, the Beatles, Mingus, Miles, Alanis Morrisette, Carla Bruni and Keren Ann (because I don't know what they are saying), Portishead, Praful, Naomi and Cake. And I'd like to thank my agent. Most songs played by guitarist Mark Desman, especially his slide blues stuff. And local hero Dylan McGuire is a mucho talented singer, writer, guitaro. Also like classical and chill, because they both begin with C. That can mean Bach cello suites and Thievery Corporation. St. Germain is great. Propellerheads are a hoot. What category is that? Oh, man, and I forgot Beck. I also listen to Tibetan gong chanting singing bowl stuff when there is too much noise in the world. Man, do I sound pretentious. Please don't ask to be my friend. I won't respect you for it.

Movies:

Fight Club, Man of the Century, Beetlejuice, Momento. Lucky Slevin, Hurly Burly, Antonia's Line, Belle Epoque. The Matrix, The Godfather, Fargo, Blood Simple. Most any Bond. Bourne. Being John Malkovich. Raging Bull. Holy Grail. Reservoir Dogs. So many. And short works by Mr. Jay Grandin and Ms. Leah, and by Ms. Happy Slip.

Television:

Frasier, HBO Boxing, Two and a Half Men, Studio 60, Planet Earth, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Will & Grace, House, Letterman, Conan, Spin City, Conan, Jon Stewart. Man do I watch a lot of TV or what? Oh, and I am watching 24 on my iPod but only on planes, which is especially nice when the 500 pound guy next to me falls asleep and wants to spoon. Oy. I refuse to watch television on anything other than TiVo. Like you give a crap.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palaniuk or Philip Roth. Bret Easton Ellis. John Irving. Kurt Vonnegut. More later. The Fight by Norman Mailer. Ghosts of Manilla about Ali/Frasier. A great biography about Jack Dempsey, but I am struggling to remember the title at the moment (Oh, A Flame of Pure Fire). I want to read more Charles Bukowski, because someone I respect said so.

Heroes:

My dad. My mom. And just about anyone who steps into the ring. And anyone who says "I am an artist and this is what I will do." And all those people who decide others are more important than they are. So, I have a few.

My Blog

Ice Cream Blandwich

So last night I am sitting down to watch a sitcom, and thought I'd treat myself to a frozen snack.  I pull an ice cream sandwich out of the freezer, plop on the couch, and start watching.  T...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:36:00 PST

New Orleans Moment

I was in the French Quarter Friday night.  On Bourbon Street there was a guy with his electric guitar playing Jimi Hendrix.  He was happy and playing well.  Twenty feet down there was a...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 19 May 2008 06:28:00 PST

Full-Bodied Wine Collection

So I am at a team offsite at a surprisingly incredible place in New Jersey, somewhere I wouldn't end up on my own because it's a golf resort.  I don't golf.  I don't hang out with people who...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

FREE TIBET

HEY, CHINA!  FREE TIBET!!!!!
Posted by Tom on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:56:00 PST

Premium Saltine Slackers

While I was sick (did I mention that I was sick?) I craved soup.  Not so much for the nutrtional value, but as a sentimental nod to the days when a sniffle would change my menu to peanut but...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:53:00 PST

Jackal Nation

Man, when did turning in a mistake start turning us into food?
Posted by Tom on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:37:00 PST

Great Expectorations

The difference between how men and women handle common illnesses, like colds and flus, is stark.  I was in bed for seven days with the flu.  I coughed 1,674 times, and mentioned it about 1,0...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:16:00 PST

Sock In Mouth Disease

So I am at a funeral making small talk. The mother of a friend since I was 10.  An extremely wonderful lady has passed away and will be missed, remembered and will, for many, be a sourc...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:54:00 PST

When Life Gives You Hondas

My 16 year old drives a 2005 Honda Civic.   She is having trouble with it, she claims.  First, when she leaves the lights on, the battery dies.  Clearly, she said, a defect.  ...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:11:00 PST

Jay Video Fan

  Jay, unfortunately, there are more where these came from.  Prepare for shirt sales to explode.  See my photos.  --Tom...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:32:00 PST