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Mazi

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About Me


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Hello everyone! Thanks for visiting my page. As the Great Dr. Evil once said, "Welcome to my Evil Lair, made with molten hot MAGMA!" LOL!
Anyway, a little about me. I was born in Tehran, Iran and came to the U.S. when I was the size of a Chicken McNugget in March 1974 (age 15 months). As my McNuggets got bigger, we moved around from Chicago to Northern California to Shreveport, Louisiana, and finally to Clearwater/Tampa, FL where I finished high school in 1991. I went on to the University of Florida in Gainesville (that would be the NATIONAL CHAMPION GATORS!!) where I got my B.S. in 1995 and M.Ed. in 1996.
Since I finished school in 1996, I changed careers three times, moved from Florida to California (1998), back to Florida (2001), and back again to California (2004). That's no joke!! In between all that moving around, I got married and divorced (luckily with no kids!) and finally found a job I really like, living back in Cali which I really love.
What my future holds...well, right now I'm working on a book about one night in L.A. where the lives of several degenerates cross paths leading to a chaotic and hilarious breaking point. I know you must be thinking "Hey, I've heard this story before." But believe me...I took this common theme and spun it in a way you cannot imagine. Of course I made sure to toss in an ass-load of RAUNCHY characters, FOUL language, SICK humor, and an OUTRAGEOUS story that will definitely have readers engaged from page-to-page with their mouths watering and jaws wide open!! So be prepared to laugh your ass off and feel like puking at the same time. By the time you finish reading the last page, you'll feel like you need some Pepto-Bismol and a shower! Stay tuned...

My Interests

I love to hike the trails in the Santa Monica Mountains (Runyon Canyon Park, Will Rogers Park, Malibu Canyon).

Also, I started surfing a couple of years ago. I still suck ass at it, but I can get on my board and catch a few nice waves. For all the wipeouts, that one good ride is worth it!!

Besides that, I love film (see below), history, Persian food, Persian women (my one weakness, what can I say lol), reading a good book, writing a filthy book (see my bio lol), and listening to great music (AARSON KICKS ASS!!)

I'd like to meet:

The Hamburglar...so I can kick him in his McNuggets!! LOL

Music:


Movies:

Huge fan of film. I'm not into the big summer blockbuster movies as I once was. I still love them, but I'll never buy those DVDs (can't beat the theatre experience). Some of my favorite movies in my DVD collection:
1. MEMENTO: Twisted mind-bender. Love the noir style.
2. SCARFACE: "F--k Gaspar Gomez, and f--k the f--kin' Diaz brothers! F--k'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"
3. RUDY: I can watch this movie a thousand times and not get tired of it.
4. ROUNDERS: Pok-er?? I don't even know her!! LOL
5. BOOGIE NIGHTS: Can there be a better name for a porn director than Jack Horner?
6. U-TURN: A film where you actually feel sorry for "the scumbag".
7. FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS: Laughed my ass off! Absolutely brilliant! Depp shows why he's truly one of the most gifted actors around.
8. EVIL DEAD 2: The hilarious brutal violence starts within 5 minutes and does not stop until the closing credits!
9. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE: This movie just plain sucked lol, but what I love about it is that Ed Wood (director) actually thought it was a masterpiece! Bad acting, moronic story, and atrocious special effects. What more can you ask for?
Plus many, many more!!!

Television:

News/Politics junkie! CNN, C-SPAN (the only station with no B.S.), MSNBC (Chris Matthews is a trip!), FRONTLINE and when I want a good laugh...FOX NEWS (although Rudi Bakhtiar is my Persian Hottie!) LOL!!

Books:

1. ALL THE SHAH'S MEN by Stephen Kinzer

2. GOING POSTAL by Stephen Jaramillo

3. SECOND CHANCE by Chet Williamson

4. PLAIN CLOTHES NAKED by Jerry Stahl

5. Anything by Tim Dorsey and Robert Ferrigno...

Heroes:

1. My family in FL: MOM - love you, DAD - love you, and my OLDER BROTHER - love you...fag lol! You rock bro!!) and all of my EXTENDED FAMILY everywhere else (miss you and love you all!).

2. My best friends: AMIR - Daaaaddd!! Baby girl too! I knew the day would come when your hair would start to fall out like mine lol! Finally hehe!!! TONIA - Just remember one thing...I'm always right!! :)

3. MOHAMMED MOSSADEGH - What happened to you was a F--KING CRIME!! One of the most disgusting acts of pure filth and greed of the 20th Century! You will always be remembered as a TRUE HERO to freedom and democracy-loving Iranians everywhere!!!