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オタク-君

Guns are fun and efficient, but swords are passionate and artful.

About Me


IF YOU SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST BUT NO MESSAGE YOU WILL NOT BE APPROVED!
IT WILL BE ASSUMED THAT YOU ARE A BOT AND YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED.
It makes me sad when I see a Canada Goose alone...
Yes, I'm a tool... I'm 29 and play Pokemon... They're cute and deadly, how can you not love that?
KoRn's song "Kiss" makes me want to cry...
I'm a complete sucker for big brown or black eyes... It's terrible. I think it's because of Leia!
I have a lust for art and pretty things to look at. I am a very very visual person. I adore beauty that has a tinge of evil to it. That's in addition to really cute things too.
I love animals very much. I don't trust people who don't like animals.
I accept the fact that I have minimal control, and that my will has so far to go to become free.
I'm easy going and understanding to a fault. I'm a product of my own mind. For some reason I can't understand people who have the same problems I used to but can't change them like I did. I'm very open, and a firm believer in the idea that if you just let someone talk, you'll find out more about them than if you ask questions. The same goes for me, if you let me talk I will, and I will either tell you what you want to hear, or what I want you to here, and always be manipulatively honest.
I love the English language, especially sarcasm and irony (and by irony I mean the actual definition of irony not the misconception that irony and coincidence are the same thing)
If I compliment you, you deserve it in my opinion. I don't lie to people just to flatter them. I only lie to people when I have nothing better to say to them ;)
I guess one of the most important things to know about me is my passion for Japan. It's a big part of my life. I can't explain when it started or why. It annoys people sometimes, but tough on them. It's a beautiful country, with beautiful people, music, art, and culture. I'm working on legitimizing that aspect of my life by learning the language and history. It'd be nice to have someone to share that with, but at the very least I'd like someone who can put up with it...

My Interests



My biggest interest is Life. Living it and enjoying myself. My second biggest interest is people.

Anything Japanese, Music, Movies, Humanity, Guns, Toys, Cheese, Anime/Manga, Art, Geeky things, Other Cultures, Human Emotion, Taquitos, Fish, Foosh, Swords, Coffeeeeeeeee, furry things, pretty things, people named "Archibald", plants, humor, physics, time travel, envelopes, whipped cream, being invisible unintentionally...
Finding out if this is all some sort of dream or if it's reality as defined by the subjective reality in which I am asking this question...

I'd like to meet:


A multicellular bipedal sentient thriving organism.
People who are not stupid.
Someone who I can practice Japanese with
The people I've left behind.

Who wouldn't want to meet Maria Kanellis???

Your results:
You are Batman Batman 80% Catwoman 75% Green Lantern 75% Superman 65% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 60% Hulk 60% Iron Man 60% Robin 57% Wonder Woman 40% Supergirl 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

I love Rock/Punk bands with female singers.

My Tastes are eclectic at best...
My favorite American bands are: KoRn, KoRn, KoRn, KoRn, Zombie, Static-X, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ministry, Nirvana, OpIvy and a bunch of 80's new wave bands and indie punk bands. Not bubblegum punk that you hear in malls and on mtv, good punk that is still punk. Mainstream Punk is a total oxymoron, moron... This is all amongst others that is...

Somewhere between American Music and Japanese music falls Cibo Matto.

European: GORILLAZ GORILLAZ GORILLAZ!!! Kaiser Chiefs, Madness, Blur, The Beatles and some others...

Techno: Kid Koala, Juno Reactor, DJ Krush, Ken Ishii, Boom Boom Satellites, Amon Tobin, Hive, Crystal Method, Chemical Bros., Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Fatboy, Grooverider, Oakenfold and several others...

JPop-JRock etc: POLYSICS!!! P-Model, Puffy AmiYumi, Orange Range, Cornelius, Asian Kung-Fu Gen, L'arc en Ciel, Tetsu69, Acid Android, Home Made Kazoku, Morning Musume, Halcali, Tomoko Kawase, Anna Tsuchiya, Ayumi Hamasaki, Koda Kumi, Mika Nakashima, Kinki Kids, Nana Kitade, Speena, Towa Tei, Seamo, Rip Slyme, Beat Crusaders, Shonen Knife, Ni Hao, Ellegarden, Gackt, Triceratops, Sex Machineguns, High and Mighty Color, The Pillows, Midicronica, Beat Crusaders and several others but I think that's enough.

Movies:

I don't like shit movies, you know, most of the crap that Hollywood shoves down our throats. I love Drama. Suspense, and perverse twisted esoteric mind candy especially the gritty grainy frantic types.. Therefore I really really like Miike Takashi, a whole lot. Really. A lot.
I love Sci-Fi (b scifi is great!) I also like directorial opus', but not the ones the critics claim as such, lol. Hitchcock and Serling amaze me. Adam Sandler for Comedies all the way followed closely by the Marx Bros. I like all of the originals of all of these remakes that are cropping up. Currently my favorite types of movies are brilliantly colorful ones like "Kamikaze Girls."
Gojira, Batman, Spider-Man, Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars (orig trilogy), A Night at the Opera, A Day at the Races, Indiana Jones, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Battle Royal, Kairo, Ju-On, Bright Future, Cutey Honey, Stacy, DENSHA OTOKO, Sharkskin Man and Peach Hip Girl, Ringu (all 4), Rampo Jigoku, Synthesia, Vital...
Anything by Miike Takashi, Kurosawa Kiyoshi, Takashi Shimizu, Kitano Takeshi, Kurosawa Akira, Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi...
Tadanobu Asano is my favorite actor.

Television:

USA Network is rockin' lately. Burn Notice is probably my favorite show on TV right now (Fionna is ridiculously hot and Bruce Campbell is in it, How can you go wrong???), Psych cracks me up, and Monk is, well Monk...
THE GREAT HORROR FAMILY!!! Law and Order (all of 'em), House, Animal Planet, Discovery, History Channel...
American Animation: Futurama, Futurators, Futuresomethingorother... Simpsons of course (it's the non nerds Futuramificators) Cartoon Network stuff like Fosters & Camp Lazlo, old American Cartoons like Ren & Stimpy or Rocko's Modern Life... I'm sure there are others, but they are few and far between...
Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Samurai Champloo, Bleach, InuYasha, Excel Saga, Gantz, Divergence Eve, Cutey Honey, Wolf's Rain, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Panic, Gravion, Desert Punk, Lain, Kino's Journey, Gunslinger Girl, Neo Ranga...
Anime artists/directors: Sinichiro Watanabe, Toshihiro Kawamoto, Yasuhiro Nightow, Rumiko Takashi...

Books:

Comics, Manga, and anything that crams knowledge in to my head. Ann Rice, Bradbury, Vonnegut, Murakami... Lots...

Heroes:

Spike Spiegel, Mugen, Ichigo Kurosaki, Neo, InuYasha, Vash the Stampede, Han Solo, Kawamoto Toshihiro, Shunpei, Rumiko Takashi, Hiroshige, The Yankees,

Bender Bending Rodriguez and Phillip J. Fry (I'm 25% Fry, mentally... maybe I should keep that to myself... I shouldn't say things about stuff.)

My Brother and Sister...

Anyone who has the balls to take a chance and make their dreams happen, or at least to make a whole-hearted effort. I'm working my way to that point...

My Blog

Boycott this movie for ruining my childhood

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296054,00.html
Posted by ª¿¯- on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

Jibbity Job

    Got One!!!Undetermined temp in Danbury. Very excited, good company, easy work all good!
Posted by ª¿¯- on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:09:00 PST

Thank God for Bras

My baby got hit!!!Some motherfucker hit my car. Looks like they scraped me pulling in or out of somewhere. The mask has a big white smudge and two 2 inch long scratches! Were it not for that mask I wo...
Posted by ª¿¯- on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

Native American Treatment

Why is it that when you go to the haircutter person and say "only take a little off of the top" they translate that in to "leave very little on the top"?I fucking hate that. I am so goddamned angry ri...
Posted by ª¿¯- on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

In your head

Did we beat them mentally??? I think so because we outplayed the hell out of Boston. And they just came off of a huge high-scoring road trip!!!. It's late August. CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE!
Posted by ª¿¯- on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

Yankee Bosux couples

    You know, I can't imagine how that works...You can't be a true fan and in love with someone for the other team... It's implausable.The only acceptable circumstance would be if one w...
Posted by ª¿¯- on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:43:00 PST

Beckett for game MVP!!!

    You know, the kid can pitch... But someone ought to teach him that prissy little pitchers have to know how to field too. Against a team like the Yanks who can figure out a pitcher r...
Posted by ª¿¯- on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST

THANKS EVERYONE!!!

Thank you all for the warm birthday wishes!I really appreciate it (^v^) 
Posted by ª¿¯- on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

Eeeew, lol

    I can name 6 things wrong with that, lmao!
Posted by ª¿¯- on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

STATIC-X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'M FINALLY GOING TO GET TO SEE STATIC-X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ª¿¯- on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST