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jordan

is there no standard anymore? be yourself. by yourself. stay away from me.

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jordan blizzard
Birthday: may,12,1982
Birthplace: huntsville,al
Current Location: huntsville
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right....thats the jackin arm
Your Heritage: a long line of asshole comedians
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals man
Your Weakness: my conditioning
Your Fears: head icks and elbows
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie man i hate pork!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win a fight at at 155 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck that...shits lame
Thoughts First Waking Up: if it's not noon i am going back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: i dont know or care...i am not that arrogant
Your Bedtime: when my eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: its certain person
Pepsi or Coke: diet whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: gross
Single or Group Dates: i dont date anymore
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont drink tea anymore
Chocolate or Vanilla: gimmie that dark stuff......randy watson!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: god damn
Do you Sing: not much any more but i get alot of requests
Do you Shower Daily: duh
Have you Been in Love: twice i think
Do you want to go to College: i do bitch
Do you want to get Married: VERY MUCH SO
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes more than others
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i dont know
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: from a distance
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: all of them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: dude...its me
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ohhhhhhh yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no...dont want to either....i cant find a girl who's not crazy
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck that shit
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: 4 times a week yo'
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope....done some though
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HELL NO
Ever been Drunk: ITS ME BABY YOU KNOW CURTIS BABY!!
Ever been called a Tease: NAHH
Ever been Beaten up: WHILE I WAS TRAINING
Ever Shoplifted: I AM SURE I HAVE AT SOME TIME OR ANOTHER
How do you want to Die: KICKIN ASS
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I DONT PLAN ON GROWING UP
What country would you most like to Visit: FRANCE
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN/BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: SUCKER FOR REDHEADS!!! MAKES ME HORNY!!!
Short or Long Hair: LONGER THE BETTER
Height: NO MIDGETS NO PRO BASKETBALL PLAYERS
Weight: NOT SKINNY/ NOT FAT
Best Clothing Style: CONSERVATIVE IS NICE...NO SLUT BALLS WEARING CLUB CLOTHES....NOT COOL
Number of Drugs I have taken: IT WOULD BE EASIER TO LIST THE ONES I HAVENT TAKEN....
Number of CDs I own: LOTS
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: SEVERAL
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!mmmm. this is a tough one you see because at this very moment everything about me is changing.HERE ARE THE CONSTANTS.i dont like rap music. i like to fight....really like to fight. tool is the best band ever. i fucking love to eat ice cream. i am in school(math major)and school is really fun. i run 5 miles almost everyday.people who talk at great length about things they know nothing about really piss me off everyone else is cool...oh and I HATE CHEESE!!!

My Interests

jiu- jitsu muay thai..mma fighting,submission fighting, beating your ass... I NEED TO TRAIN HARDER MORE OFTEN BUT THAT THING CALLED COLLEGE IS A BITCH. I LOVE ALL THINGS METAL!! BUT MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW IS HANK III...IF YOU DONT KNOW FIND OUT!!!

I'd like to meet:

i like to meet all kinds of people....SYKE BITCH!! I HATE EVERYONE!!! SERIOUSLY I DONT CARE ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE I DONT CARE TO TRY IF WE CROSS PATHS AND YOU ARE COOL THEN GREAT IF NOT FUCK YOU. REMEMBER THIS..... I LOVE THE PEOPLE I LOVE AND I HATE EVERYONE ELSE. I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE AND IF YOU ARE ON THAT LIST THEN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ALREADY. IF YOU ARE ON MY HATE LIST YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW BUT YOU WILL THE NEXT TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER...BUT I WOULD LOVE TO MEET SOMEONE THAT FUCKS MONKEYS AND PEOPLE..

Music:

it always changesbutHANK IIIGOGOL BORDELLOFLOGGING MOLLY(RECENTLY)HE IS LEGENDTENACIOUS D

Movies:

THE PICK OF FUCKING DESTINY!!!

Television:

TV IS THE MOST PATHETIC FORM OF MIND CONTROL IN AMERICA AND MOST PEOPLE DONT EVEN HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO RECOGNIZE IT.....

Books:

i wish i had more time to read and it hurts my eyes

Heroes:

JOEY GRECO

My Blog

FOR THE RECORD!!!

I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN, OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.....I LIKE TO KEEP OFF MY KNEES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I FELT IMPORTANT TO POST THIS FOR A CONCERNED PARTY OR TWO.  AND THE FOLLOWING FO...
Posted by jordan on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:25:00 PST

gay bar

i am hungover and i want to die!!!!! fun times at the gay bar.....(with a girl)
Posted by jordan on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

killswitch/dragon force/chimira

so i went tothe killswitch show in atlanta last night, pretty damn awesome! got some really cool vip promo stuff as well. but the best show of the night had to go to dragonforce...i was very impressed...
Posted by jordan on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

cancer

COMMUNICATING WITH SOME PEOPLE  IS LIKE STICKING A FUCKING BAND-AID ON CANCER, THIS IS ME WALKING THE FUCK AWAY.
Posted by jordan on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

i made a pact

alright, alright i know i've been talking shit about growing my hair out for a long time. recently i made a pact with 2 of my brothers not to get hair cuts for 18 months, this puts me due for a trim i...
Posted by jordan on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST

what am i

what does it mean to be the kind of man that knows exactly what he wants. what kind of person does it make me to know exactly how i feel about something and never being afraid to admit it...letting my...
Posted by jordan on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:21:00 PST

heartbreak

 all i can say is that my heart is broken now and i dont know how to heal. it feels like someone died.but thank you to my closest friends who have let me cry on their shoulders  travis, jon,...
Posted by jordan on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:23:00 PST

thoughts and words

are coming soon
Posted by jordan on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:46:00 PST

reality sucks

well my vacation is over and its back to the real world (what a shitty place). i think my break made me hate my reality even more than when i left. its back to work back to school and back an overall ...
Posted by jordan on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

NEW ORLEANS!!

ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT NEW ORLEANS IS THAT IT IS DEFINATELY THE COOLEST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN!! I HAD  A WONDERFUL....I MEAN WONDERFUL TIME!! AS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE...WHAT HAPPENS IN NEW ORLEANS ST...
Posted by jordan on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST