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Chris

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About Me

well..where should i begin? hmm...i enjoy killing infants/babies/toddlers...any defensless human being...i sometimes kill foster children and eat their insides...on good days i can be found raping nuns in the local church...on bad days you can catch me crucifying negros and burning them at the stake.have fun3

My Interests

hanging people of races and cultures i feel to be unfit for america...shooting up on heroine...sniffing cocaine...setting off explosive devices...walking on patches grass that have signs next to them that say "keep off the grass"...raping police officers and cumming in their mouths...the typical life style of a 21st century american.

I'd like to meet:

your dad's boss...OH WAIT...HE'S UNEMPLOYED!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Music:

hmm...there's so fucking many.... Blink-182// Dead Poetic// Avenged Sevenfold// From Autumn To Ashes// In Flames // Children Of Bodom// AFI// Opeth// Iced Earth// Finch// Blind Guardian// Luca Turilli// Demons & Wizards// Arch Enemy// Sublime// Slayer// Kottonmouth Kings// Superjoint Ritual// As I Lay Dying// Hatebreed// Necro // Funeral For A Friend// Non-Phixion// Dark Tranquility// Van Halen// Megadeth// The Offspring// old Metallica// Incubus// Wu-Tang Clan// Pink Floyd// Anthrax// Led Zepplin// Into The Moat// AIDS// One Dead Three Wounded// Daughters!// Black Sabbath// Anal Cunt// The Cars// Spazz// Boxcar Racer// Brujeria// Minibosses// Dimmu Borgir// Guns n Roses// AC/DC// The Watergate Conspiracy// Cannibal Corpse// The Black Dahlia Murder// Iron Maiden// The Melvins// Mewithoutyou// A Static Lullaby// Passenger// Ramones// Pantera// NOFX// Stratovarius// Killswitch Engage// Rage Against The Machine// The Prisoners Dilemma// Some Girls// Every Time I Die// The Bled// Atreyu// The Blood Brothers// Across Five Aprils// The Broken Hope// Silenced Forever// Inforever// Thursday// Underoath// The Number Twelve Looks Like You// Poison The Well// Mindless Self Indulgence

Movies:

Airplane!...Airplane 2...Jurassic Park...The Matrix trilogy...Star Wars...Dazed and Confused...The Lord Of The Rings trilogy

Television:

not much really...uhhh....hmm..south park?....Aqua Teen Hunger Force...Sealab 2021..Space Ghost Coast To Coast..chappele show...uh..tv is going to hell faster than michael jackson

Books:

The Lord Of The Rings..that's all really

Heroes:

Spiderman and the Punisher are pretty cool guys you know