Seems like I've been interested in just about everything at one time or another.
Except pro sports. I just don't get the fascination with watching other people play a game. I figure the day those guys are watching me work on TV, I'll watch them. Not before.
I am married but live alone with my two cats (now there's a sucky situation). My wife is the notorious and beautiful Elizabeth Turpin, to whom I have been married for six years. She is 19 years into a 25-to-life prison sentence in the questionable state of Kentucky. Here are the answers to your questions:
1) No, she didn't "do it." Yes I'm sure.
2) No, we've never had sex. Sorry. Rent a porno if it's that important to you.
Everything else is way too complicated to go into here. Trust me on this, I've been doing it for six years and it still makes my head spin. If you want to know more, let's chat in private.
I collect wine and have amassed a fairly extensive collection, though I'm hurting for people to drink it with. I cook pretty well and make the best pizza you will ever have anywhere. I play piano, read extensively (mostly magazines like The New Yorker and Harpers) though I prefer modern American fiction and poetry. I have a black belt in Shotokan Karate. I give really good massages.
I recently retired from Microsoft after 19 years. During that time I designed and implemented a significant portion of the Windows NT kernel security subsystem, and published an article in the Windows/DOS Developer's Journal in 1993 with an intro to the NT security system that to this day is often referred to. I also designed and wrote EFS, the Windows Encrypting File System. I hold 8 software patents.
I have no idea what I want to do next.
