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Vanessa â„¢

No sympathy for the devil.

About Me

I've just moved back "home" from Los Angeles. The adjustment has not been easy.I could be described as a female version of The Dude .I don't open up to others unless I know them well, or want to know them well.When I was a little girl, I wanted to be an archaeologist/actress/dancer/historian. I'd still love to be a historian, or an archaeologist. Perhaps a mixture of both.I'm angry/spiteful/kind/meanspirited/sarcastic/ sadistic/greatful/loyal/troubled/inspired/cold child-like/serious/protective/contemplative/ determined/lazy/hopeful/pessimistic/dangerous/hungry (everything I say is contradictory to my presentation....sometimes)..

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My Interests

Laughing, Films,Archaeology, history, going to museums. I like seeing live music, perusing bookstores, eating good food, dry humor, sleeping, reading at dusk, walking my dog, healthy debate, traveling, the Marquis De Sade, living at the library, doing research just for the heck of it, making up interpretive dance, amateur photography, my family, drinking lemonade,admiring natural landscapes. ....I think math is the devil's language.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who knows where it's at.

Music:


All kinds of music. I tend to listen to rock and all variations-grunge,folk rock, country pre 1980's, pop, a little punk, bizarre, indie....ical (Bach!!), jazz, ragtime, blues, I listen to "oldies" most of the time. Superdrag, Nine Inch Nails, The Dresden Dolls, Radiohead, Whale, Aerosmith, Fiona Apple, Juliette & The Licks, The Beatles, The Cardigans, Beck, Elvis, David Bowie**, John Lennon, Neil Diamond, Iron Butterfly, The Monkees, The Turtles, Joan Osborne, Mike Nesmith, System of A Down, Neil Young, Buddy Holly,Grass Roots, disco, funk, motown, Rolling Stones, Guns N Roses, Smashing Pumpkins, Soul Asylum, Bon Jovi, R.E.M., Bush, Tom Jones, STP, The Cure, Urge Overkill, Candlebox, Veruca Salt, The Breeders, Tom Petty, Hole, Louis XIV....

Movies:

My favorite film is Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. I also love: About Adam, Hot Fuzz, Rushmore, Annie Hall, Love & Death, Natural Born Killers, Grindhouse, Hideous Kinky, Life of Brian, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Super Troopers, Chicago, Demonlover, Quills, Personal Velocity, Coming to America, Bad Education, Trois Couleurs (trilogy), The Last Temptation of Christ, Kicking & Screaming, Head, The Shape of Things, Reefer Madness:The Musical, Nosferatu, The Big Lebowski, Harvey, Boogie Nights, Clerks, Wonder Boys, Dogville, Return to the Valley of the Dolls, Tommy, Swingers, Buffalo 66, But I'm A Cheerleader, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Ma Mere, Dead Man, EasyRider, Party Monster,Intermission, Slums of Beverly Hills, Abres Los Ojos, Dangerous Liasons, Under the Skin, American Psycho,Storytelling, Holy Smoke, A Clockwork Orange, Lost Highway, The Convent, Mullholland Drive, Bamboozled, The Piano Teacher, Pulp Fiction, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Jackie Brown, Morvern Callar.....I've seen so many films that it's hard to catalog my absolute favorites, but these are some of the popular films. My favorite Writer/Director is Woody Allen. And of course I love all of the Monty Python films. Oh, and I love Wallace & Grommit in "The Wrong Trousers".

Television:

Dexter, Little Britain, Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development,Footballer's Wives, The Kids in the Hall, Seinfeld, Rome, Real Time with Bill Maher,The Simpsons, Big Love, Masterpiece Theatre, Fat Actress, Chappelle Show, Mr. Show, Entourage, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, The L Word, Davey & Goliath, Monty Python's Flying Circus,Adult Swim, and just about anything on PBS

Books:

The best book I've ever read was the Autobiography of Malcolm X. Other favorites are Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, The DaVinci Code, Tananarive Due... Classic literature, gothic, horror,victorian, autobio, ancient society, satire, screenplays,film history. Any books about art history, history in general, archaeology, theater, plays, etc etc. . I love Oscar Wilde. The only type of books I truly abhor are romance novels!

Heroes:

My mother, Kate Winslet, Malcolm X, George Carlin, The Grimace

My Blog

Oh fuck I'll pay you anything

Thanks to all for your birthday wishes. My day was overshadowed by Mothers Day, which is all the more reason for me to release the fruit of my loins. Double gift day!! Just let me get my petri di...
Posted by Vanessa " on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:43:00 PST

dryspell

"Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink." Still here. Still busy. Still trying to make bricks without straw. I hope to get my sexy back soon. In the meantime, keep the faith. And keep on kee...
Posted by Vanessa " on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

"Is that because dolphins can rape?"

Guess who put their 2 weeks notice in at work on Friday?Me!
Posted by Vanessa " on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

descent into madness (the clouds are coming)

It's 10:45PM. I'm tired.I'd forgot how old I am, but I needed to know for some now forgotten reason. I couldn't for the life of me figure it out. So I went to the only place that I could trust in this...
Posted by Vanessa " on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

eating myself into

I've already had 2 fast food meals from Jack in the Box this week. At lunchtime, I will add a 3rd. After today's lunch, I already have the next meal planned. They've got this sirloin steak & mushr...
Posted by Vanessa " on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST

el diablo

I'm returning from my lunch break and who do I see standing before me in all her skanky glory? Hottie, from Flavor of Love, season one. Homegirl was dressed to the nines, and ready to do business!...
Posted by Vanessa " on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:56:00 PST

buttery nipples

I committed the heinous office sin of burning microwaved popcorn today. It was horrible, HORRIBLE! I've never seen such carnage. The smoke cloud was so thick, I thought it was an evil spirit looming o...
Posted by Vanessa " on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:06:00 PST

MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR!!!!!

*****, VanessaAddressPlate Number"The enclosed parking citation has been issued to your vehicle. Because your vehicle was driven away before the officer was able to physically attach the citation to y...
Posted by Vanessa " on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST

I heard the news today, oh boy (a farewell)

Denny Doherty died today, at age 66. For those of you that don't know who he is: 1. shame on you 2. he's "the cute one" from the Mamas and the Papas I had the slim chance of going to see them play ...
Posted by Vanessa " on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?" WOULD YOU LIKE TO? Special thanks to Sarah, my favorite silky ho, for the lifetime supply of Pez candy, and this sweet-ass dispenser. This...
Posted by Vanessa " on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST