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Mark

Can you teach me this, what is it....a new way?

About Me

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and i'll tell you how i became a prince of a town called bel air. In West Philidelphia born and raised on the playground is where i spent most of my days, chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and shootin some bball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say this cab was rare but i thought forget it yo home to belair. I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie yo home smell ya later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

My Interests

Boobs, beerbongs, baseball, basketball, bowling, whiskey, peanut butter, and cheese.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Brasky and Ted Brogan

Music:

311, Sublime, Incubus, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, Coldplay, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, and most of all ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!!????!!!!!11

Movies:

Too many to list, but i'll try: Anchorman, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Garden State, Dodgeball, Ghostbusters, Baseketball, Billy Madison, Don't be a Menace, Ferris Beuller, Big Lebowski, American History X, Blow, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Full Metal Jacket, Rules of Attraction, Reservoir Dogs, Trainspotting, Usual Suspects, Training Day, Requiem for a Dream, Happy Gilmore, Dumb and Dumber, Dazed and Confused

Television:

24, PTI, Arrested Development, Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Astros, Rockets

Books:

Preferably leatherbound

Heroes:

Myself for eating an entire monster quesadilla in 5 minutes and still having room for a BMM and a bunch of blazin wings