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Kelly

"Gotta Have More Cowbell"

About Me

.. Hey, I'm Kelly. I work at Hanford (Nuclear cleanup site)--and yes, parts of me do glow in the dark. I'm living my life as fun as possible-- with little or no drama. I have great friends and always looking for new friends to party with-- the more the merrier! Most of my friends are younger than me, because I try to live my life like I'm still in my 20s-- don't get me wrong, I am responsible when I have to be.... :-) I LOVE movies and music--I think I love the associated electronics almost as much though. I can be kind of a geek. I like working on my house-- making it just the way I want it-- it's quite the bachelor pad... :-) Well, that's all I have to say about me right now-- why don't you just snoop around and see if there is anything here worth laughing at-- if so, drop me a note and say hi-- I don't bite (unless you want me too--- you're so kinky). P.S. there's a MP3 player thingy down below-- if you don't like the music that's playing, just pick another song-- there are 20 or so to pick from (gotta be 1 that you like). Hit My Yahoo Page
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A gorgeous, dark blonde, hottie with a great smile and a wickedly funny and sarcastic sense of humor. Is that too specific? I'm sure there's someone out there for me. ..
ESTJ - "Administrator". Much in touch with the external environment. Very responsible. Pillar of strength. 8.7% of total population. Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)

Music:

Alternative, metal, Hip-hop, rap, anything but country!!!

Movies:

Mostly comedy, but I like anything but chick flicks. Check out where I live!69

Television:

South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Simpsons, and anything in High Def. NO REALITY SHOWS...

Books:

Usher feat. Napoleon Dynamite

Heroes:



My Blog

Charlie Bit Me-- watch this one first!!!

..>Charlie Bit Me! on FunnyOrDie.com..>...
Posted by Kelly on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:20:00 PST

Charlie Bit Me (SPOOF)-- watch this one second!!!

..>Charlie Bit Me 2.0 on FunnyOrDie.com..>...
Posted by Kelly on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:19:00 PST

Evil Landlord

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Posted by Kelly on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

Short clip from my recent Jet-boat trip thru Hell's Canyon

.. width="425" height="350">..>Rob's in front of me, Dominick and Briana are behind me, Chuck and Peggy are on the left and Larry is behind them.  It was a kick-ass ride!...
Posted by Kelly on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

Numa Numa Fat Kid

I don't know why this makes me laugh, it just does....
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST

The Measure of a Friend

I've been contemplating the value of true friendship-- not the warm fuzzies you get from new acquaintences, but REAL friends.  Is a friend someone who would DIE for you or someone who would LIVE ...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:12:00 PST

Kim Jong Il is so ronrey

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Posted by Kelly on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST

Kyle's Mom is a Bitch

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Posted by Kelly on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:25:00 PST

The Aristocrats-- Mature-- bad language-- don't watch

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Posted by Kelly on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:05:00 PST

My Embarrassing Moment

For those of you who have already heard about my first date/goatee story... just quit reading.  So, I was going on a first date with this girl-- i wanted to impress her, so I decided to trim up m...
Posted by Kelly on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:59:00 PST