IDEA FOR A LATE-NIGHT COMEDY1. Walk out onstage wearing a navy blue suit with a tight gray sweater underneath, like an English schoolboy.2. Begin to play with sleeve of my jacket, pull it back and forth and then stick my hand inside my coat pocket. (A few people in the audience will start to chuckle.)3. Tell a two-minute monologue about getting my first haircut.4. Smile a nervous grin at the audience. (The audience will fall into hysterical laughter. Note: By this time the audience should be completely won over.)5. Recite three questions and answers from a printed interview with Whitney Houston from a 1986 issue of people magazine.6. Throw both arms out to the side.7. Play with my sleeve. (Heavy laughter.)8. Say, "Jeez folks, you must forgive me, my sense of timing has been thrown for a loop."9. Pick up a glass of water, take a sip, then spit it back into the cup.10. Throw the glass on the floor and smash it so hard that shards of glass go flying into the audience. (A few people in the back will start to clap.)11. Do a small tap-like shuffle.12. Waltz offstage like Bing Crosby.Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts
