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lana

lanarenae

About Me

listlessmy snake likes to eat baby pigs, my girlfriend is a gambling, cornish drummer who hates australians, my cat is a cow and my best friend is half chicken half drunk..i like to disembowel drunken strangers who i entice back to my flat with the promise of sex and two minute noodles..i also love the teevee show neighbours and murder she wrote ............................................................ ...............................................

My Interests

the three P's....porn, poodles and prostitutes.and JB FLETCHER

Music:

my ears were cut off by a cheap hooker who i refused to pay....... but i used have sex with comatose patients while listening to bands likeacdc, alice donut, david bowie, bon jovi, heavy trash, powersolo,the pixies, whale, gunsnroses, miles davis, pj harvey, Jon spencer blues explosion, violent femmes

Movies:

when i was a young black child growing up in the hood we never had time to watch movies. my mumma would say 'get your black ass on the corner and give out blowjobs to the sailors and buy mumma some crack'.

Television:

i really need to know whats going on in neighbours

Books:

i cannot read....my eyes were violently ripped from their sockets during a UNO challenge turned bad. never put down a draw four when you are sitting next to a smacked up otter down 50 big ones.

Heroes:

sweet old dennis nilsen....