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Bizzaro Tom

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About Me

I am not here to help you with MySpace. Help me conquer the internet! Before asking me a question, check my arch nemesis' FAQ to see if your question has already been answered.

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Also, feel free to promote the Bizzaro Tom Internet Conquest by getting all your friends to join and comment on other people profiles to help expand the army, also, any banners or other means of promotion would be gladly apreciated

If you want a tutorial on HTML/making your page not suck, check this out: Mack !!

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My Interests

Not Internet, Not Movies, Not Reading, Not Dancing, Not Karaoke, Not Baseball, Not Language, Not Culture, Not History of Communism, Not Philosophy, Not Singing/Writing Music, Not Running, Not Finding New Food, Not Weight Lifting, Not Hiking, Not WWI Aviation, Not Travel, Not Building alternate communities

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet everyone... I have a few people aiding in the Internet Conquest already. I'd like to enlist more.

Music:

Bands I Don't Like: Beatles, Superdrag, Jackson 5, Weezer, Sex Pistols, The Carpenters, Vain, Radiohead, Teenage Fanclub, Rocket from the Crypt, Pitchfork, Oasis, Rialto, Supergrass, Travis, The Doors, Cheap Trick, Simple Plan, Alice Cooper, KISS, A*TEENS, The Beach Boys, The Velvet Underground, Journey
Solo Artists I Don't Like: Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis, Brendan Benson, David Bowie, Rick Springfield, Barry Manilow, Paul Stanley Solo Album, Bob Dylan, Rod Stewart
Singers I Don't Like: Michael Jackson (age 14 & under), Karen Carpenter, Whitney Houston (particularly The Bodyguard soundtrack), George Michael, Louie Louie, Stevie Rachelle ("Tuff"), Davy Vain, Coco Lee, Robin Zander, singer from "Taz" & "Cyclone Sound", Frank Sinatra, Steve Perry
Albums I Don't Like: Appetite for Destruction - Guns & Roses; Life - The Cardigans; A Hard Day's Night - The Beatles; Dookie - Green Day; Blue - Weezer; One Missisipi - Brendan Benson; Two Steps from the Move - Hanoi Rocks; Led Zeppelin I, The Doors, In The Valley of Dying Stars - SuperDrag; Survivor When Seconds Count - Rick Springfield, Working Class Dog
Instruments I Don't Like: The Er Hu, Piano, certain guitar tones (Rocket from the Crypt, Sex Pistols, Rolling Stones)
MySpace Artists I Don't Like: Limbeck , Butch Walker , The Fictions , The Ettes , Feable Weiner , Billionaire Boys Club , Halfway Home , The Pacific , The Honorary Title , Stranded Alone , Kill Hannah , FallOutBoy , Melee , The Shore , The Summer Obsession , Kino , Cary Brothers , The Volunteers , The Howl , Head Automatica , Seel Fresh , Jupiter Sunrise , Keane , Say Anything !

Movies:

Films I Don't Like: Lawrence of Arabia, Ben Hur, Patton, Spartacus, Gandhi, The 10 Commandments, Apocalypse Now, Beauty & The Beast (the cartoon), Thin Red Line, Titanic, Gladiator, The Patriot, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Un Coeur en Hiver, To Live, Happy Times, The Road Home, Not One Less, Ju Dou, Red Sorghum, The Empire of the Sun, Gone With the Wind, The Godfather, 2001, Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, Deer Hunter, Mean Streets, Grease, Urban Cowboy, Saturday Night Fever, The Sound of Music, Copland, Xiu Xiu, Dances With Wolves

Directors I Don't Like: Kubrick, Francis Copolla, Zhang Yimou, Anh Hung Tran, Steven Spielberg

Television:

Not tuned out. Except for SF Giants. I didn't rent Band of Brothers but i bet it sucks.

Books:

Not History, Not Non-Fiction, Not How-To, Not George Orwell (mainly the essays), Not Milan Kundera, Not The Birth of Tragedy, Not Untimely Meditations, Not Beyond Good & Evil, Not A Story Like the Wind

Heroes:

Not Lee Kuan Yew, Not Friedrich Nietzsche, Not Laurens van der Post, Not George Orwell, Not Frederick Dolan (Prof. of Rhetoric, UCB), Not Lawrence of Arabia, Not My Mom