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I Just Don't UnderstAndrew

Big McLargeHuge, and Screamy McSeaLoon

About Me

People... Comment me and join me in the celebration, you dig?I like to listen to people talk. Come hang out with me. I roll with a rowdy bunch that makes its campsite at the base of a ultraviolet mountain in a small town called the Vagrant Village. So come and visit! Drink and blaze to your hearts content. Throw wood on the fire of your vices. Because when you wake up, they are ultimately what drives you.Thank you. -Andrew
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew... you'd know me better as that invisible thing in the upper corner of your room that your dog always looks at and growls, and it freaks you out because there's nothing in that corner.... cept me.
Birthday: augustus XIII
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Sami's living room
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black, blonde, pink, and purple
Height: pretty high
Right Handed or Left Handed: sometimes left... it's good to add a little variety to your love life
Your Heritage: Half-rican
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans?
Your Weakness: comes from dehydration... you insensitive little...
Your Fears: Tears
Your Perfect Pizza: has a vagina and a healthy sexual appitite... and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: succeed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: don't get up. You're fine right where you are.
Your Best Physical Feature: i like my hair
Your Bedtime: in half an hour, i'll have been awake a full day
Your Most Missed Memory: hoppipola in the rain
Pepsi or Coke: well, i like pepsi... but i also have a soft spot for blow. (jokes)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD
Single or Group Dates: any
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: pond water
Chocolate or Vanilla: so now we're making race jokes?
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah.. but if i'm going to fast, i can slow it down. i can be gentle
Do you Swear: no way! preacher says swearing is a way of summoning the devil. like saying beetlejuice 3 times. i'm scared of that beetlejuice fella.
Do you Sing: all joking aside, i love singing
Do you Shower Daily: ha ha ha hee hee ho hee ha ha ho... an i thought my jokes were bad.
Have you Been in Love: no.. other things keep me awake at night
Do you want to go to College: sure
Do you want to get Married: oh survey... i just don't know. we've only known each other a little while... but you know so much about me.
Do you belive in yourself: nope. i'm unbelieveable
Do you get Motion Sickness: not anymore for some reason
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: ha
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: i wrangle bats at night, tie dental floss to their feet and fly them like evil blood-sucking kites
Do you play an Instrument: i can play the batman theme on your mom
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: preacher says if you drink alcohol, you get super powers that jesus doesn't want you to have.
In the past month have you Smoked: nope... i also haven't blinked or spoken
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: maybe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeah. she never returns my calls
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: well i jumped into a river with a golf club screaming, "FORE" over and over until i had impaled a fish with the blunt tip of the club. It missed all the organs, so he was gonna be alright. We got to talking and he said he'd grant me 3 wishes for sparing his life. I wished for great hair, an awesome roommate, and for my birthday to rock. Mgic lights shot out of his eyes, and i felt the world change in a second. I thanked the kind old fish for what he had given me, and freed him from the end of the club. He smiled at me the warmest smile i'd ever seen on fish or man. Then i bit off his fins and released him into the river. so yes. i have eaten sushi... What's that look for? If i wasn't supposed to do that, then God would have stopped me.... all part of God's plan.
In the past month have you been on Stage: those donkey shows are brutal... but i gotta pay the rent somehow.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but i feel the same
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes. i was naked in that fish story. forgot to mention that.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 4 PT Cruisers, 13 hoverrounds, 6 car stereos, 32 million dollars, and 41 monkeys from the zoo.
Ever been Drunk: no... i black out and do dumb shit all on my own.
Ever been called a Tease: nope. i'm too forward and desperate
Ever been Beaten up: metaphorically
Ever Shoplifted: you heard about that? Does your mom like the earrings?
How do you want to Die: "Local man loses life in port-a-potty trajedy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: king
What country would you most like to Visit: America... you live there, but have you ever seen it? I mean really SEEN it?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: White
Favourite Hair Color: Oak
Short or Long Hair: there's good points to both breeds
Height: tall enough to be ridden like a giraffe
Weight: i want her to be like a brick wall. how much do they weigh?
Best Clothing Style: Native American
Number of Drugs I have taken: 69! hahahaha.. ahhh... numbers can be sexual if you make them sexual.
Number of CDs I own: all rented. i hope to own one someday.
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i can't imagine
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My Interests

Well gee whiz... Uh... Planning for the zombie uprising, watching movies, listening to LOTS of music (If you think there's something i need to hear, lemme know!), B&W Photography, Singing, Play fighting with a friend of mine, rolling dice, and getting phone calls.

I'd like to meet:

Spider Jerusalem.

Music:

Mountain Goats, Queen, Firey Furnaces, Leo Kottke, Stevie Wonder, Say Anything, Bullets and Octane,Flogging Molly, Blink182, Bloodhound Gang, Fall Out Boy, CKY, Coheed and Cambria, Dropkick Murphys, Social Distortion, Pennywise, Death Cab For Cutie, New Found Glory, the Ataris, The Living End, Bad Religion, Sublime, The Sad Little Stars, Head Automatica, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Alkaline Trio, Panic! at the Disco, Mint Royale, Sufjan Stevens, Arcade Fire, Joshua Radin, Less Than Jake, Jack's Mannequin, Dragonforce, The Decemberists, And Sigur Ros... I have good rainy memories of Sigur Ros.

Movies:

I'm sorta cursed... I like almost every movie i see. It's sad. Here are my favorites though: Total Recall, MST3K, Children of Men, Suicide Club, Old Boy, 28 Days Later, Day of the Dead, Battle Royale, Shaun of the Dead, Land of the Dead... Hell... Anything Zombie... oh, and ALL the Back To The Future Movies!! Think McFly! Think!

Television:

Spaced... Dead Like Me... Scrubs... Green Wing... Buffy the Vampire Slayer... Kid Nation...I don't watch much TV honestly.DIE FOR DETHKLOK

Books:

CORALINE, The Traveler, Battle Royale, Abarat, The Rising, City of the Dead, Harry Potter because i'm a damn loser... I read whatever looks interesting. OH! Enders Game too... My Mothers Daughter, Stiff, Lord of the Flies

Heroes:

My friends... And Spider Jerusalem.

My Blog

Second Chances

I want you to look at the world the way i see it, okay? I don't feel I'm asking for very much here. Just try for a second to see a different view of the way the world works.Think of all the bad things...
Posted by I Just Don't UnderstAndrew on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:07:00 PST

Dear Friends

Here's the deal now. This is happening because it seems to me that some things need to be made clear.I love you all to death. If you are even reading this, there's a good chance that i would take a bu...
Posted by I Just Don't UnderstAndrew on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:08:00 PST

The Lake

There are people in the lake.They live in their town the same way they did before the flood.Men and women swim to work, "It's good for the legs." they tell each other, "for some reason, the car wouldn...
Posted by I Just Don't UnderstAndrew on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST