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Malone

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About Me


Your Elf Name Is...
Stubby Candy Cane Lips What's Your Elf Name?My name is Jen, I'm almost 27... YIKES! I miss being in a dart league.. I've realized growing up isn't tooooo shabby.I have a talking disorder, and the more booze you feed me the worse it gets. I just recently moved to Cbus. City life is def something new to me, and so far so good!!I am known for always getting in the last word, and can be the occasional hardass. I'm an open minded girl who loves to have fun!! I love playing cards and listening to music. Law and Order Special Victims Unit all day long marathons make my sundays wonderful!!!(Well that excludes the 19 weeks of football) Old school nintendo, beers, and good tunes is all that is needed for a sunday evening!!! I love sports and I swam my whole life...
What Type of Flirt are You? (pics)
Silly Flirt
So, did you hear the one about the funny flirt? You probably have, because it's you! Being a Silly Flirt, you know that laughter is often the quickest way to someone's heart. Your conversations with potentials are always peppered with the latest jokes and catchphrases, and you'll do anything including humiliating yourself to get the object of your affection to crack a smile. Just make sure that your quest for yuks doesn't blind you to other flirting approaches. You don't want to be stuck in pal purgatory. Sometimes a soft brush on the arm or a lingering look wins more points than even the funniest story. We're not saying you need to jum
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My Interests

I love to swim, go to the bars, listen to music, and just have a good time! I'm a proud member of the 2005 Bier Haus shooter club!! Happy Hour is my favorite time of day! I wish St Patty's Day was more then just a 1 time a year deal.. But I guess St Practice Day gives me something else to look forward to.....kelly C in concert is SIMPLY AMAZING.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW :o).. my future boo
You Are Navy Blue
You're a true adventurer. You constantly find yourself drawn to new experiences, people, and places.
Sometimes you feel quite scattered and bored. If something exciting isn't going on, you feel a bit lost. What Color Blue Are You?

I'd like to meet:

KELLY CLARKSON!....Artist Site More Videos

Music:


I love all music! My fav bands of all time are Pink FLoyd~Wish you were here album is the greatest album everrrrr ..Led Zeppelin,The Who,Joplin, and Hendrix. Love Sheryl Crow and Kelly Clarkson!! Yes I know... the hippie chic loves Kelly C. 311, postal service, coldplay, dmb, tom petty, steve miller band, aerosmith, bob dylan, beatles, ben harper.... loove me some motown...supremes, spinners,commodores, marvin gaye, al green.. the list goes on

Movies:

Wayne's World, Office Space, 28 Days, Butterly Effect, Freaky Friday... Love chick flicks!!! Babe!!!!!~~ .. That'll do Pig, that'll do.. Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, Crash, the list goes on and on......

Television:

ESPN, all sports, college football and basketball especially! I love Cold Case, desperate housewives, seinfield, king of queens, greys anatomy, csi, spongebob, and CSI Miami! Roseanne, Cosby's, Daswons Creek, Saved by the Bell, ER, Law and Order SVU(ESP the all day marathons!!!), ..L-Word, OC, American Idol, gotta love me some Guiding Light as well!Of course Cheers! Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Cliff Clavin What can I say-Love them brunetts

Books:

All Sue Grafton books.

Heroes:

Summer Sanders and Misty Hyman are 2 amazing women! They both earned gold medals in the 200 butterfly!! I got to swim with Misty for 2 weeks so that was awesome! but most of all, Kelly G was my bestest and most favoritest trainer everrrr.

My Blog

The critera

So I should be studying for finals that begin tomorrow however I am cleaning out my desk and I came across the "critera" that my housemates made for one to date me! 1) Must be athletic 2) Must dri...
Posted by Malone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST