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We're Louvain's newest in-your-face-alternative rockband.
We came to our name when Boombass drank too much of the famous Desperados beer. He was so fascinated by it, that he tought it well to be a band's name. He was looking so hard for a guitar player that his hair got messed up. That is why today, birds live in it. They can be purchased for € 3.99 and for € 2.99 in Mai. Boombass is a bastard of Tom Barman (look at the strong physical resemblance, his voice, way of writing and smoking habit) he denies it but we all know it's true. Anyhow, he heared about this guitar playing bear who was playing in the band Zydian. They called him Balou. He managed to steal him and nowadays we call him Abts. Abts was propably drunk too, as he accepted being in a band called Los Desperado*s. That makes a pretty thin band. So the reason why Los Desperado*s doesn't suck ass is mainly because of beasty drummer Joppe. He makes a hell of a drummer when he's not sleeping or under influence. So all they needed was an other guitar player. Along came megacurl Seppe, who filled in the band perfectly with his solo's. That made a pretty good band, but the guys felt like something was missing, so Abts brought along Spille, who plays the keys and the guitar. This way the band had more options. The first repetition that Spille joined, we couldn't find him because he's so thin! Eventually we found him, stuck in Abts's hair. Los Desperado*s was born!
After the first succesful gig in our beloved Rock Café and many drunk nights later, Seppe decided to quit the band, because he lives too far away. We begged him to stay, because Abts en Spille suck ass in solo's, but he wouldn't listen. We tried to tie him up but he trew Spille's synthesizer at us! So we decided to let him go, with pain in our hearts. But then we realized he knew all our secrets! He knew everything that was going on in the band! So we went after him! Yes, maybe there was a little violence, you'd burn a village or two for this guy. Eventually we caught up with him en made him stop his car. He ran out of it an began to run to Heverlee-woods. After a search of 4 hours, we finally found him at midnight. He knew too much so we killed him and hung him in the trees.
