by Joey Comeau |
I'm going to start setting realistic goals for myself. I'm going to skateboard every day for as long as the weather allows. I'm going to practice picking locks more regularly. I'm going to improve my ...
Posted by duck. on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:00:00 PST |
Things I learned and conclusions to which I came |
These are facts and conclusions from my first day at Sac City Community College.-Asians at community college are, on the whole, hotter than Asians at universities (probably because they're dumber)-Bl...
Posted by duck. on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST |
Tool: An Appreciation |
Tool: An AppreciationSupport for alleged "subliterate kid metal for morons" arises from an unlikely sourceby Zak SallySeptember 15th, 2006 5:10 PMI love Tool. I listen to them constantly, at top volum...
Posted by duck. on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST |
Ten reasons why gay marriage is un-American. |
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging ...
Posted by duck. on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST |
In silence. |
It comes from drums and guns.
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Posted by duck. on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST |
What Bono doesn't say about Africa |
Posted by duck. on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST |
The immutable calm rests only for catharsis. |
Posted by duck. on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:04:00 PST |
Happenstance an unlikely occurrence. |
Do not question what to do just r-r-r-r-roll with it. Words like numbers, numbers like soundsMixed waves mit Telefonzeit Coincidence not so becaus...
Posted by duck. on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST |
Fustian not Faustian. |
snap snapsnap snapsnap snapsnap snappattern recognitionlearn·ed rou·tinesaying the words doesn't matter anymore...
Posted by duck. on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST |
A pain-free world. |
Tylenol advertises that its new "Tylenol Cold Multi-Symptom" is "one more step towards a pain-free world". Pain-free? A sort of political correctness for the body,...
Posted by duck. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST |
