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danielle

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have begun my fourth, and final (hopefully) year at UC Davis and will be graduating in June with a Bachelor of Arts in History. I honestly have no idea where I am going to go from there. Right now I am just focusing on keeping my head above the water, which seems to be dangerously rising every day.

I'm an outgoing person, oftentimes being called the life of the party (I'm not being hubristic, I swear). I am really into body modification. I think you should get to know me.

If you hurt, or betray, or wrong me, or those that I love, in any way, I will cut you out like a cancer.

My Interests

I love black lingerie

And my boots

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who finds shoulders and collarbones attractive.

I love this picture

Music:

AC/DC
Alice In Chains
The Amazing Royal Crowns
Black Sabbath
Brand New
The Charlatans
The Chop Tops
Citizen Fish
The Clash
Cobra Starship
Damien Rice
David Bowie
Elton John
HorrorPops
Led Zeppelin
Marilyn Manson
Muse
Oleander
The Phenomenauts
Pink Floyd
Queen
Rammstein
Rush
Scissor Sisters
Shiny Toy Guns
The Sounds
Subhumans
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Vast
The Wallflowers
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

Amelie
Beyond the Sea
Big Fish
Casablanca
Children of Men
Closer
Fight Club
The Great Escape
Layer Cake
Little Miss Sunshine
Lucky Number Slevin
SLC Punk!
Shaun of the Dead
Smokin' Aces
Snatch
Thank You For Smoking
This Is Spinal Tap

Television:

TV is rotting my brain:
Lost
Futurama
Dirty Jobs
Jeopardy
Scrubs
Rescue Me
Nip/Tuck
Almost anything on the History Channel
Mythbusters
Freaks and Geeks
Keen Eddie
Law & Order: SVU
The Deadliest Catch (addicted!)

and then Jake got me hooked on:
NCIS
Countdown with Keith Olbermann
Hardball with Chris Matthews
Dead Like Me
The Unit
Cane
How I Met Your Mother

Books:

I consider myself to be a natural literatus:

Survivor
Choke
Lullaby
Fight Club
Slaughterhouse Five
Bluebeard
The Handmaid's Tale
Oryx and Crake
The Catcher in the Rye
Life of Pi
Everything Is Illuminated
Brave New World
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
Chimera
1984
We
2001: A Space Odyssey

Heroes:

I met this old man at an antiques gathering one day. He was carrying an indistinguishable box with him. The only decoration on the box was the Nazi eagle holding the swastika. From afar I watched as he got it appraised, opening it up to show the appraiser what was inside. When he was finished I went up to him and asked him what he was carrying. He told me it was a Nazi German radio, in perfect condition (the batteries were never installed in it), that he had personally taken out of a shelled-out German Panzer while fighting in Europe during World War II. He told me he carried it with him all throughout his tour of Europe, taking it into Belgium, Holland, England, and finally back to the States with him when his tour was finished. That man braved the horrors of Nazi Europe, probably losing most of the friends that he had, but he had managed to hold on to that radio, knowing that he was holding a piece of history. It was purely by luck that I ran into him that day, but it changed my life.

My Blog

It's daylight you douche!

Over the past couple of months I've been having reoccuring themes in my dreams. So today I finally looked them up, just to get some sort of inclining as to what the fuck's going on in my head. And t...
Posted by danielle on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:52:00 PST

It's a little inside but . . .

My sister sent this to me and I find it hilarious.You know you're Assyrian when:1. Your house never runs out of chai2. You learn how to make galachae and dolma at the age of 53. The slipper is your wo...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Everybody seems to be doing it these days


Posted by danielle on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

For Alyssa, because she asked nicely . . .

So I've been tagged again. And let me tell you, it's even harder thinking of 6 interesting/odd facts about me the second time around. Anyway, on with the show!1. When I was little I used to dance to ...
Posted by danielle on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

Hey, stay young and invincible!

I learned this weekend that I am still capable of saying "I love you" to somebody, and not only actually meaning it with all of my heart, but knowing that the somebody feels the same way about me as I...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:18:00 PST

I think that's much better than Kit Kat Soda

What an amazing concert last night's was. Muse is so great live. You know how some bands sound great in the studio but then sound like crap on stage? Well, not Muse. I was so impressed by this, you do...
Posted by danielle on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

Can't ever keep from falling apart

I can't do this any more. I cannot fucking do this.
Posted by danielle on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

Sir, if you quiet down I can offer you a garbage bag full of popcorn

I want to thank all of you who helped make this weekend very enjoyable. It all started with Coreen coming down to Davis on Friday. I don't know how that girl manages to get stuck in traffic at 12:30 i...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:52:00 PST

Listen when I say . . .

I want to have this man's babies.
Posted by danielle on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

Musings of the hungover

* It is an easy task to unpin a poster hanging on your wall. It is not an easy task to try and repin it correctly, or straight for that matter when you are inebriated and straddling a drum stool.* One...
Posted by danielle on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST