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Name: Jake Holte
Birthday: April 2nd
Birthplace: Corvallis (My dad pointed out my mistake)
Current Location: My Room
Eye Color: Changes daily, but mostly green.
Hair Color: "Dirty Blonde"
Height: 6'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Im American. None of us know.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Es Black Leather Koston's
Your Weakness: I worry about the wrong shit.
Your Fears: I'll either die young when everthings going good, or I'll live along time and die alone.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat. Fuck veggies, meat.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To know all the major and minor pentatonic scales for all 7 notes, and their modes.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: awesome
Thoughts First Waking Up: What the fuck am I awake for? Oh shit, thats right...
Your Best Physical Feature: fuck off
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My best friend Zack
Pepsi or Coke: I dont care.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Carls Jr bitch.
Single or Group Dates: I dont care, 'cause I act the same either way.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuckin hippies...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: If it has caffine, its good.
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I try, and sadly im better than most people out here, Im told.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah. It was good, and my life is worse off because I lost trust in it.
Do you want to go to College: When im not there I do.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: If i didnt believe in myself, who the hell would I think I am?
Do you get Motion Sickness: You've obviously never ridden in a car I was driving before.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure, why not.
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Welcome to my life.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. Water is questionable, but booze, yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not illegal ones.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately, yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell yeah.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Uh... not really.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No comment
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Is this an interrogation?
Ever been Drunk: Fuck, dont bring that up...
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but I brained him with a rock.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah.
How do you want to Die: No thank you.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sadly, a rockstar. Ok, you can stop laughing now.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany. Good chocolate, better beer, even better cars.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont really care.
Favourite Hair Color: As long as she has some, and it aint gray from natural causes, dont care.
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Slightly shorter than me.
Weight: Not obese, but not the chick from Allie McBeal
Best Clothing Style: Not bright pink and shit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Types: three. Instances: five.
Number of CDs I own: Too many.
Number of Piercings: None, yet.
Number of Tattoos: None, yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 major ones, and clusterfucks of smaller ones.
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How to make a Jake Holte
Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts crazyiness
1 part instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!
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My Interests

Music, girls, money, music, cars, music, religion, guitars, music, video games, video game music, computers, music, and girls. Oh yeah, and music.Your results:
You are Venom Venom 76% Apocalypse 74% Magneto 73% Juggernaut 72% The Joker 70% Dr. Doom 68% Two-Face 64% Lex Luthor 63% Dark Phoenix 63% Mr. Freeze 54% Green Goblin 52% Mystique 52% Catwoman 52% Riddler 48% Kingpin 43% Poison Ivy 34% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your lips
What makes you pretty? Your smile
What makes you loveable? How dorky you are
What makes you fun? Everything about you!
What makes you irresistable? Your voice
What makes you cute? How you laugh

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Machete
Your Favorite Target: Zealots
Your Kill Count: 1,536,042,258
Your Battle Cry: "I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail: 34
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $273,296,211,102,493
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Your Life Path Number is 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.

You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.

In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.

While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them What Is Your Life Path Number?

I'd like to meet:

Your results:
You are Venom Venom 76% Apocalypse 74% Magneto 73% Juggernaut 72% The Joker 70% Dr. Doom 68% Two-Face 64% Lex Luthor 63% Dark Phoenix 63% Mr. Freeze 54% Green Goblin 52% Mystique 52% Catwoman 52% Riddler 48% Kingpin 43% Poison Ivy 34% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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Your Penis Name Is...
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Music:

If it aint country or rap, i'll probably listen to it. In particular are Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, This Day's End, Coheed and Cambria, Rammstein, Slipknot, Metallica, Greenday, Dave Matthews Band, and The Black Dahlia Murder.
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You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy... Sometimes this passion has a dark side.Your life is ruled by emotion and instinct. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! The World's Shortest Personality Test

Movies:

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray, ninja fetus!

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Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

Family Guy, Robot Chicken, American Dad, ATHF, Sealab 2021, WildBoys, Viva La Bam, most shows on FUSE and G4, and anything to do with jets or cool animals.

Books:

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... unique
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
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Which South Park kid are you most like?
Tweek
You are extremely hyper... mainly because of your high caffiene intake. You feel like you're under too much pressure.

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Heroes:

John Petrucci, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, and all of the other guitar gods, most of my friends, a few people I hate, and some people I dont even know. My dad John, my mom Candy, and most definately, my bro, Kellen.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Metal Master Jake on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:30:00 PST

A cute hamster eating popcorn... on a piano.

Check out this video: Piano Hamster Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:37:00 PST

... just to be unhappy.

I was driving home from Ashleys house, thinking about how much better my life is now, compared to how it was a few years ago. Granted, I have no money, I suck at my job, and my relationship with ...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:53:00 PST

Anger management Is good. Too bad I dont have any..

I was pissed off earlier. We had alot of merch to do at work today, plus one of the higher ups is coming in tomorrow, so everyone is frantically trying to clean up after we close, which means im there...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST

The Enemy

This makes me happy when I sing it in my head ! Hey! Mr. Back stabbing son of a bitch Youre livin in a world that willl soon be dyin And I know, everybody knows you try to be like me. But even at your...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:03:00 PST

Tag!

For those of you playing Tag! You have to post 6 little known facts about yourself. Post this in your blog and tag 6 other people. No tagbacks!I tag: Ashley, Kellen, Ryan, Heather, Kelsey, and Jaymes ...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:34:00 PST

100 Facts about Chuck Norris

Fact # of Votes Rating Fact # of Votes Rating Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 421 7.480 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST

Under My Skin

Me and Ashley had a conversation about our lives in middle school, and this song really explains how I felt. Through most of it I was considered a loner, or a freak, used only to be made fun of, then ...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:30:00 PST

A song for reflection.

This is a great song by a band named Dredg. It reminds me of how I felt during middle school and early high school, since I wasnt the most popular person in the world. The song is titled Sang Real. Sa...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST

Gasp, another song?

This is the chorus of a asong that I was inspired to write today. I'll write the rest later, and update it on here. Sheltered! Held helpless as a hostage to one of your own. Sheltered! You've g...
Posted by Metal Master Jake on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:11:00 PST