Werewolf Bar Mitzvah - Sims 2 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjCcUFMbSE
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Posted by Eyal on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:23:00 PST |
Aharoni’s Theory of Defacatory Piloerection |
Have you ever noticed that, sometimes, when you go poo, you get a case of the goosebumps? Have you wondered why but been too afraid to ask? If so, you're like everone else on this poo-fearing pl...
Posted by Eyal on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:09:00 PST |
What stinks and whence does it come? |
We all just assume it's the poop that stinks. That is, during a movement, we [inclusive] believe that the foul odor is emanating from our poop itself. After all, the bathroom wasn't stinky...
Posted by Eyal on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:27:00 PST |
new observations among sinkers and floaters |
I'm not making any original observations when I say that we all have sinkers and floaters. That's old news. But few people seem to wonder why some sink and some float. Is there any m...
Posted by Eyal on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST |
the next logical step |
Those of you with a discerning eye may have noticed that my blog is mostly about feces. But in truth, I have no special relationship with the matter. Most of my jokes about poo any of you ...
Posted by Eyal on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST |
feigned washing and willie shaking |
You've recently washed your hands, and now you have to make pee pee. There are others just outside the door. It's a successful pee pee, and you are extremely confident that you did not get any pee pee...
Posted by Eyal on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST |
debunking the moon |
Why is it that when Person A moons Person B, Person A laughs as if he has just pulled a prank on Person B? Need I remind person A that he has just been seen with his pants down by Person B? ...
Posted by Eyal on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:02:00 PST |
self-inflicted pee punishment as a tradeoff against wussy status |
I have a theory that men in public restrooms are hesitant to use the "little boy's" urinal because of the wussy status it imbues us with. By "little boy's" urinal, I mean of course that one urin...
Posted by Eyal on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST |
A Working History of Theism |
First we tucked Him in the trees, But they plucked him out. Then we wrapped Him in the winds, But they blew him away. Next, we stuffed Him in the sun, But they said he couldn't take the heat. Last, we...
Posted by Eyal on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST |
Dummies for Dummies |
I'd like to write a book titled "Dummies for Dummies." It would be an introductory instructional manual whereby stupid people can look inside their own minds and comprehend their own stupi...
Posted by Eyal on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST |
