Okay. For those who don't already know me by my first name... You won't. But you can call me by my various alias... Al Pacino, aka Andy (Don't ask me why?), aka Bittyboy, aka Bruce Lee, aka Don, aka E, aka Elmo, aka George, aka Half Pint, aka Hollywood, aka Holy me, aka JewMex, aka Junior, aka Lil Duke, aka MexciJew, aka One Nut, aka Playboy, aka Shorty, aka Spielbergo, aka Tweety and whatever else I've been called one time or another.
First of all ladies, I'm single and yes... Very, very broke! AS IN BROKE ASS POOR!!! Seriously, I have no money. I don't come from money. Don't think I'll ever have money. I like to think I'll have money someday, but that ain't fuckin' happening anytime soon. So face it... ya'll ain't getting jack from me {No bling, no shoes, no hats, no dubbs, no nothing}. Well, maybe I'll give that special someone something... like a piece of lint.
I'm getting old and I don't like it. But who does? The only two things I hate about my age are... One, I hate wearing adult diapers; I won't get into details, but let me tell you this... it's not a pretty sight after some MEXICAN FOOD!!! Two, the BREAKS on my wheelchair... They suck!! Especially when some teenage punk rolls your ass down a hill at speeds up to 40 miles per hour, you grab onto the fuckin' breaks for dear life and spin around in circles puking your brains out. Not fun at all, Ese!!So here's the assorted truth about myself {aside from what you previously read}.
I quit my day-job {one of the best moves I've made for myself!!}. I was hurtin' for a minute, but now I'm BACK ON MY FEET. I'm makin' some serious BREAD {Oh, yeah... Just to let ya'll know, it's no ones FUCKIN' BUSINESS TO KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'RE MAKIN' UNLESS YOU LIKE BEING A CHUMP ABOUT IT} and the best part about this gig is... I get to do whatever the fuck I WANT!!!!
UPDATE: Ladies, like I said before... I'm single. But I'm not here to tease you, mislead you, or sell you dreams. Won't say "I love you". I know what that means. You wanna kick it. KOOL. You wanna be friends. KOOL WITH THAT. Wanna be more than friends. KOOL WITH THAT TOO. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS, I AIN'T THERE YET. I GOTTA SEE WHERE THINGS ARE GOING. Now, can ya'll be KOOL WITH THAT??????
I've made an independent film; that's were all of my money has gone to... kinda. It's taken alot of years out of my life and I'm just now getting around to sending it to as many film festivals as I can.
I've only been IN LOVE ONCE. She completely changed my life like no other. And even though she might not know it... If she would have ever asked me to walk through fire; I would of gone to hell and back for her. She will always be apart of my destiny and life.
I love GOD. And no one can't make me turn my back on GOD. I've got my reason and believes, but won't bash you over the head with a bible.
I love my family and friends. Hurt them and you're... Well, you get the picture.
I suck at everything, except for only four things. One: Making movies & music! Two: Cooking!! Three: Kickin' Ass!!! Four: Fuckin'!!!! Yeah, I said it!
Which brings me to the three codes I live by... One: Be a man of your word. Don't just talk the talk, but walk the walk. Two: Take care of whatever God puts in front of you. No questions asked. Three: Loyalty & Respect. If you got one then you'll have the other.
I like to work hard & party hard!!! Know anyone like that?
I've had it all & lost it all. One thing I've learned about success & failure is... MEET WITH TRIUMPH & DISASTER AND TREAT THOSE TWO IMPOSTERS JUST THE SAME. I should be dead. Someone upstairs really likes me. I've escaped from death's grip more than a handful of times... So I'll spare you the details on my many close calls. All I know is I'm here for a reason. Who knows why? So let's have a good time and find out!!!
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