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About Me

I am making my great myspace comeback. I disappeared to Pittsburgh for some time, but alas friends of Dayton, I have returned, looking somewhat more tattered but feeling more alive than ever. I'm ready for my next chapter, "The Prodigal Returns to Her Homeland," but unfortunately I have no supporting characters. (Modern sophisticates need not apply.) The plot promises, at the very least, bachanal revelry.
This is the masterpiece that is my real name:
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I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM!

My Interests

excursions to the park in the middle of the night, talking to interesting people, falling asleep in the arms of another, dancing on my coffee table, waffle house, the steelers vs. the bengals

I'd like to meet:

1. Adolf Hitler. It's a deep psychological craving.
2. My evil twin. Unless I'm the evil one and she's my better half. In that case, I hope I never run into her...the little prick.
3. University of Bristol Cross Country Club.
4. Hamilton Leithauser (again).
5. Kees Verkade.
6. Stephen Hawkings

Music:

personally, i feel that i like good music, whereas you probably listen to shit. (ok seriously i'm going to fill this out someday soon)

Movies:

the little mermaid. best movie ever made, hands down (and i'm a film major. however, i've found this answer to cause me to be consistently shunned in class...)

Television:

I watch very little TV. I try to catch some regular shows though, but mostly I have to just rent the seasons on DVD. I will forever love Friends.

Books:

I love to read so much that I often walk and read at the same time. However, I have found swinging and reading is not so easily accomplished. Authors I like: David Sedaris, John Steinbeck (he was the great american novelist), Samuel Beckett, Edgar Allen Poe (more his fiction pieces, rather than poetry), Ernest Hemingway, Johnathan Safran Foer, Jack Kerouac

Heroes:

MYSELF. Everyone should be their own hero. (and of course, the x-men)

My Blog

fuckity fuck fuck

oh fuck...
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:54:00 PST

ugh

current replacements for happiness: alcohol and cigaretteswishful thinking: doing a couple lines...my existence here has come to a miserable low. i'm lonely. i'm lost. i want to go home....
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

oh i forgot!

my cousin Noah, who is typically rejects me (owing to the fact that he's rarely seen me in what is considered to be a two-year-old's recollectable memory), gave me a kiss today. that stinking little c...
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

a bit of reflection

so i am thinking last night's blog may have been a bit much for the unaccustomed reader (which is in fact everyone, since i am not accustomed to such meltdowns.) and i step back a little...because i a...
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

i don't know why i'm writing this

something compels me to put this all down in words. i'm quitting my job and i'd leave behind a lot more than that if i could, i.e. my parents, "home", and shitty friends. i expected too much from you,...
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:04:00 PST

fuck wallowing, let's waddle instead

so i did originally write some extraneous blog here, pouring my little heart out, but then i decided that just wasn't me.
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:24:00 PST

heroin between the toes

sorry natasha. i'll quit leaving my hypodermic needles all over the floor.
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:21:00 PST

musings on college

i feel like i should make some sort of attempt to make note of the fact that i have a life in college and it's pretty fucking awesome, so here's some tidbits of information that i have perceived in th...
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:25:00 PST

blah blah blah goodbye

tonight is my last in dayton, and i can't even begin to understand that. it's as if all my dreams of moving out and coming into my own are culminating at this very point and suddenly i'm stricken with...
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 01:31:00 PST

my ranting...

i'm tired of people lamely confusing this point in their life as crisis rather than discovery. i'm tired of people settling. i'm tired of people thinking that love is enough. (to be continued, wh...
Posted by sara(h)dactyl on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 02:51:00 PST