"I lost my sexy phlegm!" |
Phoebe: (singing, drunk) My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for the lights honey.All: Way to go, Phoebe!Monica: That cold makes you sound so great.Phoebe:...
Posted by Charity on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST |
"Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?" |
Phoebe: Wow, its like a dirty math problem.
So, I took the test! Five full hours! How did I do? Well, I'll get to that in a second. Let me first tell you about the test site an...
Posted by Charity on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST |
Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff. |
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math!
As most of you know, Im finishing up school to get my teaching credential. Originally, this would allow me to teach elementary school, but it seems that I...
Posted by Charity on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST |
"Hey, I am not unemployed. Im on sabbatical!" |
Joey: "Hey, dont get religious on me, ok!"
So, this weekend, I have nothing do except homework... I have no friends, no boyfriend, no family - just me, Jack, and TV. Gaaah! I think I'm goi...
Posted by Charity on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:44:00 PST |
"This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size." |
"Woah!"
"Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?"
&nbs...
Posted by Charity on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 10:10:00 PST |
"I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother." |
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Chandler: (interrupting) Let it go!!
...
Posted by Charity on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 06:27:00 PST |
"When you put a 'D' at the end of 'fine' you're not fine! |
"I'm fine-d. I'm fine-d! Y'know, it's a hard word to say!"
So, I'm sick and it sucks! I'm all sniffly and lightheaded and tired! And to make things worse, I just wrote this who...
Posted by Charity on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:24:00 PST |
"Hey, do you realize that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?" |
Ross: Uh, I haven't.
Monica: Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?
So, the apartment that I lived in has h...
Posted by Charity on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 03:41:00 PST |
"What's the big deal, ya know? It's not like it's a real marriage..." |
"Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas."
"What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere."
"Really!?...Oh my God!...Eh, well..."
So, my ex-...
Posted by Charity on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 02:07:00 PST |
"...I don't wanna die in your cab!" |
"You should have thought of that before you got in!"
Well, I made it! I guess I did jinx myself a little because when I got to the airport my flight got cancelled. Not delayed - Cancelled!...
Posted by Charity on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 02:34:00 PST |
