Breaking a New Year's Resolution |
Since my brother installed a pull-up bar in our apartment, one of my new year's resolution for 2009 was to do 5 chin-ups everyday. I had been doing well up until last Saturday. Rolled out of bed a...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:59:00 GMT |
How I save the earth |
The Scene: Didi is at an ATM trying to shell out more money to pay/bribe the DMV for her Washington license. She is very, very angry and very frustrated. ACTION!ATM: Would you like a recei...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:54:00 GMT |
PTs say the darnedest shit |
Patient: "Why do I have to wear this belt?"Didi: "Well, just in case you get wobbly when walking or start to go down, I can grab on and catch you. But you're not going to go down on me are you-...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
Tits, boobs, knockers, hooters, twins, melons, and bags of sand |
Most men love tits and ass. Some men are tits men, and some men are ass men. But most women are tits women. We ladies care a lot about our tits. And after having a recent conve...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:17:00 GMT |
Life imitating Futurama |
Please tell me someone else saw this parallell.Futurama Episode 17 and The 2008 Economic Stimulus Package.Begs the question, what will you do with $300? I'd get 200 Costco hotdogs.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:34:00 GMT |
The Elusive Interstate 83 |
So after a long day of work in Baltimore all I wanna do is go to the post office so I can mail off a package and then bid this city fucking adieu. (That was for you, sisters.) No big deal right...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:00:00 GMT |
I do it for the smiles |
Okay, so in response to my previous post about Miss Ginny, I feel like the stars were aligned to provide me with a much happier story. In fact, two stories. And of all the days, both happe...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:33:00 GMT |
Miss Ginny |
Miss Ginny is 82 and just had a total knee replacement about three weeks ago. Her hamstring are so tight she can't straighten either of her knees compeltely. For those orthopedic doctors a...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:38:00 GMT |
Hot lesbian sex? |
No not so much. Just the remnants of a cat trying avoid taking his medicine. Yes, I've been attacked for the second time in less than a week by Freud, the cat that I'm cat-sitting. Y...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:07:00 GMT |
I may be an idiot, but at least I've got friends |
I basically flunked my orthopedic rotation in PT school and am now going to be stuck in school an extra two months doing remedial work. As the rest of my class departs next week for their full t...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 17:14:00 GMT |
