FATED APE are anti-folk, alt-country blues troubadors that require cross-genre, multi-hyphenated pigeonholing. They wear sensible trousers (with belts!!), enjoy a quiet pint (or two), the occasional shave (Thursdays usually - ouch), mis-quoting the Bard (see below) and the good love of a bad woman (or vice versa).
Like The Borrowers or MI5, Fated Ape are a secretive bunch, preferring to let the music do the talking. Unlike The Borrowers or MI5, they don't steal your safety pins to use as grappling hooks or capture, crack and turn double agents (have a gander at the superb Agent Zigzag).
Shakespeare once wrote, "If music be the food of love, EAT THIS" - too true Bill, too true. Guard your loins and play on MacDuff, play on...
