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A-town Drunks

a_towndrunks

About Me

THIS WEBSITE IS A TRIBUTE TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN ATASCADERO AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO DRINK AND GET INTO TROUBLE, SINCE THAT IS THE ONLY THING TO DO IN THIS TOWN. FUCK ALL OF THE LAW ENFORCEMENT THAT PATROL THE STREETS LOOKING FOR US, THE SAME PEOPLE THAT MAKE SURE YOUR COFFEE WILL BE HOT AT THE GAS STATION ON YOUR NIGHT SHIFTS, THE SAME PEOPLE THAT HELP YOU WITH YOUR GROCERIES WHEN YOU AND YOUR DYKE GIRLFRIEND GO TO THE STORE, THE SAME PEOPLE THAT SERVE YOU YOUR FOOD WHEN YOUR OUT WITH THE FAMILY, THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CLEAN AND REPAIR YOUR CARS, PICK UP YOUR TRASH, DELIVER YOUR MAIL, CUT YOUR HAIR, AND THE SAME PEOPLE THAT ACT LIKE THEY LIKE YOU JUST SO YOU WON'T STARE THEM DOWN AND TRY TO USE YOUR POWER TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO MAKING A MISTAKE. DRINKING IS THE ONLY THING TO DO IN A-TOWN AND THE LAW ENFORCEMENT RUINS THAT FOR US TOO. STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN AND SHOW THEM THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL, DOESN'T GIVE THEM THE RIGHT TO BULLY US ON THE STREETS NOW WHILE BEING PROTECTED BY A FUCKING CRACKER JACK BADGE. movies layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

WATCHING THE CARLTON BURN TO THE GROUND SO THE TOWN WILL BE THE TOWN IT USED TO BE.

I'd like to meet:

ANYBODY WHO LIKES TO HAVE A FEW TOO MANY DRINKS ON A FEW TOO MANY OCCAISONS

Music:

CLUB SODA'S JUKE BOX, OUTLAW'S JUKE BOX, HOOVER'S LIVE WEDNESDAY KAROAKE NIGHTS AND WEEKEND BANDS, TERRY'S, THE INFAMOUS BUBBA'S DANCING GIRLS, COWGIRL CAFE, CENTRAL COAST PIZZA, AND ANYWHERE ELSE THAT HAS A BAR TO GET FUCKED UP AT WHILE WATCHING A GAME ON THE TV WITH GOOD COMPANY

Movies:

LEAVING LAS VEGAS AND BEERFEST

Heroes:

BABE RUTH, CHRIS FARLEY, SAM KINNISON, CHEVY CHASE, JOHN DALY, HUGH GRANT, JAMES BROWN, TARA REID, AND ANY OTHER CELEBRITY THAT HAS A SO-CALLED "DRINKING PROBLEM" BUT MANAGES TO PULL IN MILLIONS MORE THAN THE OTHERS....... LET'S NOT LEAVE OUT JACK DANIELS, JOSE CUERVO, DON JULIO, JIM BEAM, JOHNNY WALKER AND THE FAMILY, CAPTAIN MORGAN, LOUIS XIII, JAMESON, AND ABSINTH YOU MOTHER FUCKER