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Jake

Fortune Favors the BOLD

About Me

I'm the evil Catholic school boy that you can bring home to the parents, who turns into your freaky dreams come true when we're alone! Most people are intimidated by me at first. I don't know why. Those who really know me, understand that I'm just a big giant goof ball. What I really love to do is laugh, so if you have a good sense of humor that wins points with me. I'm back in school. Man I never thought that I would still be in school this late in life, but Hey! God gives you certain task and people in life, when you are ready for them. Guess it was just time.Like my headline? "Fortune Favors the BOLD" I just learned that a couple a years ago. NEVER AGAIN will I ever pass up a new opportunity, because what you want will never be yours unless you try. SO BE BOLD IN LIFE!!!You Wanna Know MORE about me? BE BOLD AND ASK!!!_____________(THE BACKGROUND IS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE AS SEEN FROM BAKER BEACH ----- MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD)

My Interests

HOMEWORK LOTS AND LOTS OF HOMEWORK (HOMEWORK IS FUN HOMEWORK IS FUN HOMEWORK IS FUN -- DAMMIT ITS NOT WORKING GRRRRR). WORKING -- NEED LOTS AND LOTS A MULA. Makin that side mula at the CLUBS, cuz I'm the nigga breakin ya when yoz outta line. Working Out - Keeping in Shape, Martial Arts - what's my style you ask? Well its "Breakin mah foot in a dumb nigga's Ass" style.@@@@@ IF YOU SEE ME IN THE CLUB, AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M LOOKING FOR YOU!!! BE SMART!!! JUST GIVE UP!!! BEEN GOOD AT THIS SIDE JOB FOR MORE THAN 10 YEARS!!! @@@@@ OH! AND IF I SAVE YOUR DRUNK ASS.... I LIKE TO DRINK W A T E R....NOTHING ELSE!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone...... Its always nice too have friends..... And I'm always bouncing between the Bay, Sactown, Modesto, and San Jose, L.A., Vegas .

Music:

sheittttttt..............everything------so long as it moves me.......... E-40 / U And Dat Video

E-40s MySpace Page

Movies:

Somewhere in Time, The Lover, A Walk to Remember, What Dreams May Come, The Notebook, Sweet Home Alabama, Butterfly Effect, Sabrina - both versions, yeah i like a lot of chick flicks ...SO! I like other stuff too like...Weird Science, El Cid, Sword and the Sorceror, Superman -- All of them, BATMAN - Micheal Keaton, Starship Troopers, Star Wars --- especially the tagalog talking Ewok!

Television:

Smallville, Nip Tuck, Rescue Me, SportsCenter, Battlestar Galatica, JLA cartoons ;), Fox News Channel.

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Books:

I GOT GAMES HOMMIES. CLICK HERE FOR GAMES.

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!

You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at eating pussy - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the freaky school teacher - someone who knows who to keep it under wraps.
Intellectual, geeky types do appeal to you.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at muff driving.
You love your women to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
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Heroes:

MY PARENTS-------- NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY RATES HIGHER WITH ME