Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Orange
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Orange
I LIKE: Fridays, banter, Last Orders, Wigan Rugby, payday, pies, music you can dance to, driving, girls, hindley cafe fry- ups, Wednesday lie in's, no.39, barbecues, the KF crew, sunglasses, summer, carp, the original lux, Northern soul, chippy tea, The Vic, Monday football, beer, a nice cup of tea, Bitter, Wigan evening post, cardigans, The original Starsky and Hutch, Frank Gallagher, Indie, playing catch, drinking out of the vase, being mischievous, cornetto, Vh2, house partys, pretending I can play pool, Newquay, VW campers, Kopperberg, Noel Edmonds, getting away with it, afternoon drinking, yo-yo's, skim boarding, Getting lairy, Burger King, curry club, vinyl records, Rat Fights, staying up late, scooters, mods, using the phrases 'soz ard', 'gash', 'pint?', and 'woah, fishs? at this time?!' 'Two tequilas?' Miss. Helen Louise Lea x
I DISLIKE: Butter that isn't spreadable, scenesters, bus conducters/ticket men in general, mobility scooters, cyclists, rugby union, wearing glasses, The politics of Wigan Music Collective, haircuts, NME, killing time, cats, Andy Farrell, marmite, bad drivers, disgruntled customers, constructive criticism, long journeys, people that wait at traffic lights to cross without pushing the button, wearing baggy T-shirts, shit football anthems, Dave Whelan, people calling food 'fit', St. Helens, Leigh, pretty boys, security, speed cameras, posers, the Scottish, mushy peas, Maurice Lindsay, shoes that rub, Thatcher/Conservatives, sensitive teeth, mard arses, scousers, people who wear german war shirts and think its fashionable (acceptable if you're 9 and playing out), back fat, learning lessons the hard way, snobs, U2, Bob Geldof, the way southerners don't get banter, Myspace, the emo gays in the SU bar, shit DJ's, do gooders, pink t-shirts, hayfever, flying, talking on the phone, Damon Albarn, tidyness, smelly people, weirdos on buses, Yorkshire, penny pickers, anti-conformists, 'twats on tour' t shirts, Dentists, hangovers, tesco, the Woman in Natwest who always makes life awkward for me and asks me for a passport, Ronaldo, Bad grammar, FUCKING TRAFFIC WARDEN SCUM, Lumps in sugar caused by people with wet teaspoons, fun/theme pubs
Anyone who'll drink with me.... also Sean Ryder, Liam and Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown, Clint Boon,Phil Daniels, Roger Daltrey, Calvin Harris, Bob Geldof (to tell him that he is a cunt) Bono, (ditto) Paul Weller, George Orwell, John Lennon,Robert Tressell, and lots more.
Oasis, Libertines, Babyshambles, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys, The Tonics, Money and the Masses, Killers, Grandmaster Flash, Faithless, White Stripes, The Bees, The Beach Boys, Chemical Brothers, Blondie. Daft Punk, Doves, Foo Fighters, Happy Mondays, Hard Fi, Hot Hot Heat, Ian Brown, Stone Roses, Iggy Pop, Jam, Jet, John Lennon, LCD Soundsystem, Prodigy, Maximo Park, Neil Young, Primal Scream, Razorlight, T rex, The Coral, The Futureheads, The Kinks, The Small faces, The Ordinary Boys, The Paddingtons, The Redwalls, Subways, The Who, The Zutons, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Boy Kill Boy, Dead 60's, Moco, Yardbirds, The Harrisons, Pulp, Suede, David Bowie, The Bellrays, The Editors, Sonic Youth, The Bluetones, Kasabian, Blur, The grandstand theme tune, Brendan Benson, Bromheads Jacket, Kings of Leon, Dirty Pretty Things, Inspiral Carpets, James, The Lambrettas, The Doors, Reverend and the makers, Little Man Tate, Jim Noir, The Chords, Sunshine Underground,Spencer Davis group, Georgie Fame, Fratellis, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Imogen Heap, Velvet Underground, The Hidden Cameras, Nick Drake, Soulwax, Black Grape, Badly Drawn Boy, The Upper Room, Ronettes, Kate Nash, Klaxons, Towers of London, Aphex Twin, Hadouken, Smudge, Spandau Ballet, THE PET SHOP BOYS and lots more, I like a lot of Indie and Northern Soul, but don't want to be a scenester! I also Like Dance but not shit dance music, Like Pier, Scouse house or any of that malarky. Prodigy/Pendulum etc.
Lock Stock, Snatch, Green St, Waynes World, Trainspotting, Football Factory, Muppet Xmas carol, Pulp Fiction, Blazing Saddles,24 hour party people, Napoleon Dynamite, Quadrophenia, Get Carter, or anything with Micahel Caine in, bar Zulu, KES and so on
Short Change, The Queens Nose, Chuckle Brothers, DEAL OR NO DEAL, Grange Hill, Life on mars, Bonkers, Benidorm, Bernards Watch, Coronation St and Shameless! spooks is a bit kate nash..
My books dissaperead after sum spaghettin wanker monster attacked my profile or something. Its a shame because this was a very witty section, in which I discussed the hungry caterpillar, Biif, chip, kipper and the magic key, and the transgresion from pink books to brown books at school. I also like, Bravo Two Zero, Harry Potter, 1984,The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, A Clockwork Orange, Adrian Mole, Road to Wigan Pier, and many more.
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