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**may possibly contain nuts

unrestrained self-indulgent behavior,or the act of

About Me

My life in a nutshell:theabsolutelylast.com

www.frappr.com/anti

My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Well if life has taught me one thing; it is that I am sure that I will meet some that are pure and some that are not, some that are fun and some that are not, some that are beautiful and some that are not, and some that are oblivious to all of that and some that are not.

My self-summary:
well..on the darkest days i put on my brightest clothes.

What I'm doing with my life:
I am currently looking for the great job that I know is out there for me. I am going out having a blast and bing drinking with friends. I am still looking for the love of my life but have the habbit of destroying every realationship I get into. I sometimes stop and look at the mirror just to see the person staring back.

I'm really good at:
..cooking for people I love, poisoning people I don't. Travelling with the people I love, wishing "nice trip" to the people I don't. Having sex with the people I don't love, making love with the people I do.

The first thing people usually notice about me:
When I was 7, teachers used to look at me and ask me if I'd had enough sleep the night before... ...when I was 17, people looked at me and asked me if I was on drugs... ...when I was 22 a boy looked at me and said i have dreamy eyes.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
how not to spend time thinking about all the things I shouldn't really think about...

On a typical Friday night I am:
I wear my fabulous white wedding dress and sing "like a virgin" for my Japanese fans that come into my apartment in groups of 20.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Aerosmith, Alice In Chains, Apoptygma Berzerk, At The Drive-In, Atom & His Package, Autopilot Off, Badly Drawn Boy, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bette Midler, Bif Naked, Bigwig, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Biz Markie, Bjork, Black Crows, Black Flag, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Britney Spears, Burden Brothers, Bush, Charlie Daniels, Cher, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, Cyndi Lauper, Daniel Johnston, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, Disturbed, Dirty Vegas, Elton John, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Eve, Finger Eleven, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Greatful Dead, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hole, Janis Joplin, Jewel, Joan Jett, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Linda Ronstadt, Linkin Park, Liz Phair, Lords of Acid, LuckyPierre, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Meg Lee Chin, Metallica, Moby, Modest Mouse, Muse, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, No Doubt, Pet Shop Boys, Phantom Planet, Pink Floyd, Portished, Primis, Prince, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., Radiohead, Ray LaMontagne, Replicants, Rufus Wainright, Samiam, Sigur Ros, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Staind, Sublime, System of a Down, The Anniversary, The Beatles, The Bravery, The Carpenters, The Cranberries, The Cure, The Dresden Dolls, The Fugees, The Mars Volta, The Offspring, The Postal Service, The Ramones, The Raveonettes, The Strokes, The Tiger Lillies, They Might be Giants, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Tom Waits, Tool, Tori Amos, U2, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,

Movies:

Capote, Boogie Nights, Donnie Darko, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Plunket & Mclean, Adaptation, The Color Purple, Moulin Rouge, Angels in America, Rushmore, Eternal Sunshine, and many more.

Television:

Huff, Entourage, Weeds, Greys Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Will & Grace, Yes Dear, Roseanne, One Tree Hill, The O.C., Dave Liberman, Two & a Half Men, The Simpsons, The Sorpranos, Six Feet Under, Jack & Bobby, Penn & Teller Bullshit, Rome, Friends, Sex in the City, Lost

Heroes:

I am antiheros --- and no it has nothing to do with the sandwich.

My Blog

my very own extremely inappropriate text messages

last night I sent out this message to almost everyone in my phonebook:   "I am practicing on my cooter shots.  They are going to be fucking amazing! BareAss, Britt & Firecrotch are going...
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

Halloween Pictures

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Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

City Councilman Reverend Hot Pants

So yeah Captain's blog explains it all. Enjoy!  ...
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST

Yeah I was bored

Name:James FrazerBirthdate:5-23-79Birthplace:Pasadena, TexasCurrent Location:Houston, TexasEye Color:Blue GreenHair Color:Reddish BrownHeight:5' 7"Weight:130Piercings:not any moreTatoos:noneBoyfriend/...
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:19:00 PST

"James is"

Google your name in quotes with an "is"eg: "(your name) is" ...then, pick your favourite ten responses and post them.' James is a COUNTERFEIT! James is the "escort" James is off the chain! James is on...
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:28:00 PST

oops I did it again

reprinted from theabsolutelylast.com (with my permission of course) Oops .. I .. did .. it .. again .. I .. played .. with .. your .. heart .. got .. lost .. in .. the .. game .. oh .. baby baby. This...
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:20:00 PST

i fucking hate spam

I really hate these stupid messages :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::: From: MARCELINE ...
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

So Long 2005

So Long 2005
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 02:31:00 PST

me me me me me me

http://www.theabsolutelylast.com
Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 05:37:00 PST

New Post

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Posted by **may possibly contain nuts on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 02:46:00 PST