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Christopher The Great

God Bless Our Dirty Little Hearts

About Me

..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5I'm probably the fakest real person you'll ever meet, I'm fake because I pretend to be something I'm not, and I'm real because I admit to it. The way I talk to my wife is not the same way I talk to my boss, the way I talk to my daughter is not the same way I talk to my friends, yet it's always me. I want to be interesting but I'm not. I want to matter but I don't. I want you to like me.For some reason, I'm the guy you don't like before you meet me. I think it's my eyebrows, I arch them. The artistic representation of arched eyebrows is usually indicative of a villain or a monster, so I think people automatically assume I'm an asshole; or because it might be interpreted as vanity and therefore conciet (a misunderstanding of my actual insecurities) thus drawing the same conclusion.I'm a manchild. Too Immature for him, too mature for her. I'm too hip-hop, but not enough gangster; too indie, but not enough punk; too artistic, but not enough creativity. I'm a failure a disappointmet and an embarrassment with self esteem issues and social anxiety. It doesn't take much more to make me or break me than a compliment or an insult respectively. I'm good at a lot of things, but not exceptionally good at anything. I'm the best kept secret, or at least I hope I am. My greatest fear is that I will never be anything more than what I am right now. I'm a crybaby and a mammas boy. I am teased, punked, bullied, laughed at, stepped on, and walked over. I am a loser a creep and a wierdo.

My Interests

Hip Hop

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who will sign me obviously

Music:


Don't get me started, well alright I'll start, but I won't finish, Nine Inch Nails, Canibus, Linkin Park, Eminem, Marilyn Manson, DMX, Big Pun, Big L, Obnoxious, Lil Pun, Rakim, Nas, Jay-Z, Game, ect... Some of 'em you gotta say to sound underground, but honestly, some overrated emcees really bore me to death, but Jeezy can't even shine they shoes...in fact, here's my shit list, Yung Joc, Yung Jeezy, WolfPack, D4L, Dem Franchise Boys, Lil Jon, Unk... you get the jist, just to give you a better idea of what I don't listen to

Movies:

Fight Club, The Matrix, Batman Begins, The Crow, Man on Fire, Requiem for a Dream, Little Miss Sunshine, Crash, Any Given Sunday, Ocean's 11, Batman Forever, Blade Trinity, Blade II, Blade, Lost In Space, Old School, Mean Girls, Anchorman, Rollerball, Belly, Pi ect... if y'all know me, you could remind me of the one's I forgot, I intentionally left out some that are just too hyped, for example, Pi barely made the list, just 'cause it's black and white doesn't mean it's revolutionary, in fact, it's a little freakin' creepy, but it is creative so it's up there

Television:

The Office fo sho, Scrubs is up there, Party Of Five (Before Lacey Chabert was on the cover of Stuff or Maxim) 30 Rock floats my boat, My Name Is Earl, feelin' Strangers With Candy, Everyboy Love's Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, love Mighty Morphing Power Rangers and maybe some of the Zeo (Why Lie?), American Idol (Only when they suck), America's Next Top Model, Tyra, Oprah, Entertainment Tonight, Extra, Access Hollywood (Love Celebrities, they're awesome) some CSI but not too much, but I really ain't got time for TV, I hear Lost, Blade, Heroes, Prison Break, and 24 are all pretty bad ass, when I get a chance I'm coppin' the DVD's, but I can't get into ER, Smallville or House, so don't make me, and I hate the F-ing Bold and the Beautiful, It's all my wife watches, it makes me wanna pour tobasco sauce in my eyes, I don't like soap operas, not for one second

Books:

Yeah right. Me? Reading? Other than my damn textbooks, The Source mag, XXL mag , Blender and Rolling Stone mag, I gotta keep up with music it's like doin' my homework ............................................................ ..............................................Is it just me?............
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Heroes:

Batman, The Crow, Blade, Spawn is ill (the movie sucked ass) Canibus, Trent Reznor, most of my friends who were there to grow up with me when my fam wasn't there, the few who inspire me to be what I have yet to become.

My Blog

Im tired of hearing about how youre tired of hearing about how Im tired of hearing about it.

It's not easy being different, especially when you're even different from the people who are supposed to be 'different', because then you don't fit in anywhere. I want to be accepted for who I a...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:17:00 PST

"You have no idea, the physical toll, 3 vasectomies can have on someone!" - Michael Scott

Honestly, I admit, I do feel immature being so negative, so often, especially with so many positive things in my life. But, I think I've made it clear by now, how child-like I am, and pretending to be...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST

3 New Blogs

Swallow was entitled so because it was such a hard thing to do. It was inspired by a phone call I received informing me that my medical clearance for the law-enforcement position I was applying for wa...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:07:00 PST

And Then There’s Me

There are beautiful people who’s lives are as interesting as they look on T.V. Who’s problems we wished we had. Who couldn’t imagine what it’s like to be ordinary, let alone wh...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:33:00 PST

Holiday

(It doesn’t rhyme so don’t bother) I see a curious little boy, well inentioned, if misguided. No real direction, but potential and optimism. Finding his way until he needed a destination...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST

Swallow

Throughout the experiences of my life, I have come to find it necessary to aknowledge certain things about myself that most may never be aware of. For example, I learned that I am not special. (w...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:45:00 PST

Great Disappointments

When I was about 13, I was at my friend's sleep-over birthday party, there were girls there (they didn't spend the night), his friends were fun, and his dad was a football player. Anyway, I get p...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST

I’m Cool ’Cause I Blog

So I've seen a new TV show called Quarterlife, I'm blogging about a show about blogging, and it pretty much tricked me, sucked me right in it did. It's about a group of young people, about my age, liv...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

Its Britney Bitch

Just yesterday, I realized why the L is bent in Staples. ...
Posted by Christopher The Great on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

Finally! Inspiration!

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Posted by Christopher The Great on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST