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About Me

Im trouble, watch it now. More than likely I have made out with you, your girlfriend and probably your ex-whatever. I love to have fun, it's meh thang.

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My Interests

Kissing, dancing (especially the art of Burlesque and Belly dancing which Im currently studying...), putting out...fits together, adventures/misadventures, homeless buttons, writing poems, short stories and haikus, spirituality, collecting pictures of rejected candy, being in love, argyle anything, tattoos, purple pens, giraffes, rock 'n roll, ladies roller derby, the flow, reading silly church signs, theology, psychology, travelling, partying, tall mochas, appletinis, alpacas (cameloids) video games, mountain forests, shiney and fuzzy thingys, cartoons, the desert, hats, sideshow freaks, Jesus, Buddah, Krishna, hooligans, museums, time travel, fish net stalkings and dirty bars

I'd like to meet:

the person responsible for leaving their gum on the planter at the North Hollywood underground station...BASTURD!! Those were my good jeans!

Music:

Lots and lots and lots of music, yes. Devil Doll, White Stripes, Chicago, Gogol Bordello, The Bangles, The Beatles, Bad Religion, Eazy E, Tom Petty, Scissors for Lefty, Devo, The Strokes, Ravi Shankar, Portishead, Patsy Cline, Foo Fighters, Ying Yang Twins, Britney Spears (yeah, I just went there) Simon and Garfunkal, Parliment, MC Chris, Weezer, Madness, The Capricorns, The Streets, Ella Fitzgerald, The Vandals, Afroman, Falco, Gravy Train!!!, Talking Heads, Guttermouth, Old Dance Hall Crashers, Elastica, Death Cab for Cutie (seriously! I want to make mad crazy circus monkey love to Ben Gibbard!!), Reel Big Fish, Queens of the Stone Age, Zero7, Journey, Dolly Parton, Oingo Boingo, The Smiths, Broadway musicals (Les Mis, Phantom) and pretty much any song with a sitar. Thats just some of my favs.

Movies:

Mainly tragic romances, zombie movies and trippers.

Television:

Current (owned by Al Gore...who'd a thunk it?)The Style Network, ADULT SWIM, TLC, THC, VH1 and Comedy Central are the main channels for me. I love Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, Wonder Showzen and CSI

Books:

Vonnegut, Doug Anderson, Marquis DeSade, Laura John Rowland, Dan Brown, JK Rowling are some of my fav authors.

Heroes:

Pat Brown, Hard Gay (HOO!)Jon Stewart, Jack Black, Jack White and Marlena Detrich.

My Blog

Check out this video: Douglas and Seward slide

Tucked away in the hills of San Francisco, is the Seward and Douglass slide. It's made of cement, it looks dangerous and you have to bring your own cardboard to slide down (or else your jeans will suf...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:30:00 PST

Squirrel Stalker

There I was, reading my book, patiently awaiting the 3:30 bus on Laurel Canyon and Moorpark when had the strangest feeling that someone is watching me. I looked up from my book to see a young lady wal...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST

Pork Chop

The newest member of my small family is coming home today! He is a mixed chihuahua who was born 10 weeks ago today. I am naming him Pork Chop (he has that lightly browned in the frying pan look to him...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:34:00 PST

Fun at the Fair!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Jill E. Bean on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:33:00 PST

Baby it's cold outside...

Get some hot cocoa and a warm body to curl up next to...and watch silly movies while playing footsies...Or, for my single (smarter) friends, call up one of your homies tonite and make the decorative r...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST

Dude, remember the Supermodels?

I just found a tape of them!! I opened a box I havent opened in like 5 or 6 years and found 3 tapes (The Supermodels, one of Kristina super awesome mixed tapes and a Duke Ellington!) Tapes! You r...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:12:00 PST

What the fart?

Have you had these? They are so flippin ' good!!!!!
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST

Saturday Bliss and Sunday Miss

Saturday I visited with the remains of the Buddah and 12 Buddist monks at the Pasadena Buddist Temple. It was amazing! I set off on foot by myself and I barely missed the rain. As soon as I set f...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:57:00 PST

Happy thoughts

These are some things I do to cheer myself up. Imagine what passer-bys look like when they are in love, or having an orgasm. Jump around the living room in chonies listening to "El Sc...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:11:00 PST

Strictly funny

I heard this from Luc the other day... So, the duke and Luc were in USA gas in Palmdale last week. They were standing behind a man that was telling the cashier about how he has been trying to stay ali...
Posted by Jill E. Bean on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:19:00 PST