Graphic design student. Currently working at kmart. Other than that I spend most of my time (and money) going out drinking, seeing gigs, listening to music and playing bass. I am happy to meet new people and always enjoy the company of others. I have an abnormally brief, short term memory. I also have a beautiful, loving, caring girlfriend, Cai, who will smash your face in if you try to mess with me.
"Simon is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He is caring, thoughtful, generous, intelligent - an all-round amazing guy. He makes me the luckiest girl in the world. So hands off, cos he's mine! Mwahahahaha.
With love, Cai."
And yes, the above was written by me, not Simon.
