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TwylaღBug

DoOkie cause I'm the shit

About Me



I came running back to you again: My perception of Romeo and the Lonely Girl
I loathe people that say they "love" someone and yet they don't even comprehend the definition of Love. Their understanding of it is someone outside the relationship showing them just an "inkling" of attention and they forget about the ones that are truly there for them. More importantly those outsiders are really just looking for a "piece of tail" and you can't even recognize it. Even more so I hate the waste of cum that gets involved in this kind of circumstance knowing this person is in a relationship, and not just any relationship, one that involves parties that can't even fathom, let alone comprehend what is at stake. I'm not going to get too indepth with this because this person has done a great job of embarrassing themselves, everyone around them, related to them, and those who were just there to support them. Even though I'd love to cause them nothing but pain in return, I refuse to stoop to their insecure childish level.
Love and Lust are NOT the same thing. In fact they are polar opposites of each other. There were people that cared about you very deeply and unconditionally, regardless of all the bullshit you have ever caused or been a part of. In closing I would like to say. We are gathered here today to mourn (and oh so fucking deeply, regretably, and painfully) the death of a beautiful union, that should have flourished with such vibrant jubilee, yet died an agonizing and brutal death. Here's to you our constant fool. You have no idea the people you've hurt.
The battlelines have been drawn! The drama that surrounds you, is no one's fault, but your own...
Regretably Yours,
Twyla VanCauwenbergh


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Twyla Bug
Birthday: September 21st
Birthplace: Colorado Springs
Current Location: Buried in the snow
Eye Color: Green... When I'm extremely happy they turn blue and when I'm angry they turn grey
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: French, Navajo, German, Italian, Belgian, Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hot Pink Sketchers
Your Weakness: SUGAR
Your Fears: heights, snakes, drowning, spiders, roller coasters
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survive another year an my place of employment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :tantrum:
Thoughts First Waking Up: hmmm... I can sleep in a little more...
Your Best Physical Feature: muh eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: when Madrox asked me for my number
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: The fuckin' King, baby!
Single or Group Dates: none of the above
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: yucky!
Do you Smoke: resolution for 2008 is to quit! I haven't had a smoke since 6pm on 1-09-08!
Do you Swear: shit all the motherfucking time bitch
Do you Sing: when I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes
Have you Been in Love: indeed
Do you want to go to College: nah
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: maybe
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, but in where I live, in the mountains.. it's pure pandemonium
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ofcourse not
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no.. but now I want some!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww
In the past month have you been on Stage: um.. no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nopers
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: afraid not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I recall
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: ofcourse
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pain in everyones ass
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: tall
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: fuck clothes, naked is the way to go
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3P r o c h e c y P r e a c h e r , l e n d y o u r e a r a n d I ' l l r e a c h y a . A n d i f y o u r w i l l i n g t o b e t a u g h t i m m a t e a c h y a .

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I have a very unhealthy obsession with Halloween.I love everything associated with it, especially

I'd like to meet:



Twyla Bug's Bitches

Keithie Pooh

Brandoni

My Mummy

k8y

Stephie

Jenna

My Emmie

Brandon

Melissa

Athena

Heidi

Amanda

Dana

Suge White

Kimmie & Daniel

Candice

Brandy

Steve Dave

Sarah

Kayla

View All of My Bitches

Music:




Chimichanga and The Sour-Chives
HIM
Twiztid
CKY
Insane Clown Posse
Mindless Self Indulgence
Tech N9ne
Bionic Jive
Rehab
Esham
The Dresden Dolls
Tim Fite
Boondox
Turbonegro
Auf Der Maur
The Bloodhound Gang
Fort Minor
Linkin Park
King Gordy
Audio Slave
Marz
Lil Jon
Skindred
Blackalicious
Gorillaz
Brian Mcknight
Saint Dog
Sneaker Pimps
My Chemical Romance
Citizen Cope
The Killers
Manic Hispanic
System of a Down
Corperate Avenger
KottonMouth Kings
HOK
Boyz II Men
Regina Spektor
Jodeci
Filter
Timbaland&Magoo
Limp Bizkit
The 69 Eyes
Staind
Incubus
Imogen Heap
Stabbin Westward
Project Dead Man
and the list goes on...
oh and a Finch, Relevent, and Axe Murder Boyz

Movies:

SiCKO
Rob Zombie's Halloween
Hot Fuzz
Grindhouse
The Prestige
300
Jackass 2
Mirror Mask
Waiting
A Scanner Darkly
Little Miss Sunshine
Demon Night
Clerks
ClerksII
Mallrats
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Dogma
Vulgar
Anchor Man
Idol Hands
Office Space
Shaun of the Dead
Pretty in Pink
Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
Less Than Zero
Donnie Darko
This Film is Not Yet Rated
Intermission
House of a 1000 Corpses
The Devils Rejects
Reservoir Dogs
Weird Science
Army of Darkness
High Tension
Nightmare Before Christmas
Boondock Saints
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Evil Dead
Old Boy
Sin City
Pulp Fiction
The Rules of Attraction
Legend
Thursday
Nothing to Lose
Bullet Proof
Friday the 13th's
Happy Gilmore
Big Money Hustlas
Nightmare on Elm Street's
Halloween's
Freddy Got Fingered
Cat's Eye
Saw1,2,3
Thirteen Ghosts
Raising Arizona
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Click
Labyrinth
Witches of Eastwick
Bubba Ho-Tep
Howard the Duck
The Color Purple
Gremlins
Pet Cemetery
The Lost Boys
Heathers
Fright Night
Bowling for Columbine
Once Bitten
Teen Witch
Poltergeist
Glory
St. Elmos Fire
Little Nicky
Hell Raiser
April Fool's Day
One Hour Photo
Collateral
Romancing the Stone
The Hills Have Eyes
The Birdcage
Creepshow
American Psycho
Caddy Shack
A Christmas Story
Death to Smoochie
Run Ronnie Run
Goonies
American Werewolf in London
Back to the Future
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Little Monsters
Police Academy
The Big Lebowski
Domino
I'm sure I'm forgetting a few...

Television:

Breaking Bad
Human Giant
The Office
October Road
My Name is Earl
Attack of the Show
X-Play
CHUCK
Adventures in Hollyhood
The Whitest Kids U'know
Scarred
Gordon Ramsey's F Word
Heroes
Weeds
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Bionic Woman
Frisky Dingo
Sealab
Kitchen Nightmares
Charm School
Kenny vs Spenny
Big Brother
Eli Stone
SNL
Mad TV
Spike Feresten
South Park
Good Eats
Mind of Mencia
Scrubs
Viva la Bam
Bam's Unholy Union
Surreal Life Fame Games
Beauty and the Geek
Dateline
Jackass
Wild Boyz
Acceptable TV
War at Home
Lost
Hell's Kitchen
30 Days
The Resturant
Survivor
Ramsey's Kitchen
Joe Schmoe
My Fat Obnoxious Boss
Amazing Race
America's Next Top Model
The Real World
Road Rules
Spy Tv
Ninja Warrior
Raines
Identity
Scare Tactics
MXC
Webshows
Airline
Paradise Hotel
Forever Eden
Flavor of Love
Made
True Life
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Surreal Life
Growing up Gotti
Fear Factor
The Bachlor/Bachlorette
Hogan Knows Best
Shooting Sizemore
Best Week Ever
The Soup
The Apprentice
Punk'd
Stankervision
Robot Chicken
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
Stroker and Hoop
Chappelle's Show
Fairly Odd Parents
ILL-ustrated
Malcolm in the Middle
Jimmy Neutron
and a whole shitfest of shows I'm forgetting..

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide
~Scribblings~ From a Sidewalk Notebook
Darkly Dreaming Dexter
Dearly Devoted Dexter
Dexter in the Dark
My Boring Ass Life The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith
The Complete History of Friday the 13th
Halloween I&II
Marvel Zombies

My Blog

"Our Ass is Getting Bigger!!!"

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Posted by TwylaæBug on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:17:00 PST

Lamred Rohcna ???

Dermal Anchor for my wrist... yay or nay?  Pros? Cons?  Don't really know much about them... Saw one yesterday and now I've got this wicked little thought in my head telling me I want o...
Posted by TwylaæBug on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:04:00 PST

How many times will I ask myself...

1. What's your middle name?Dawn2. What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?Sweet & Sour chicken with some fried rice *yummy*3. Snow! Love it or Dread it?Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah.. I'm lovin' ...
Posted by TwylaæBug on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST

Nine-One

            I feel dizzy...  ...
Posted by TwylaæBug on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:23:00 PST

Holy Tiddy Bears Batman!!!

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Posted by TwylaæBug on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:39:00 PST

Thank the Lord for Fuckin Miracles!

        Dallas Cowboys 5-0!!!                         ...
Posted by TwylaæBug on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST

Innie Meanie Minie Moe...

My happy ass bought 2 Halloween costumes this year! I found one I liked, but it was a little small, and they had no more:   Went looking for that costume at another store, found a...
Posted by TwylaæBug on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:02:00 PST

Just My Luck

So I'm working, and I go to take care of this new table that came in. There is this REALLY hot chick there and this enormous/handsome dude! I look at her and she looks/sounds familiar I look at h...
Posted by TwylaæBug on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:53:00 PST

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

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Posted by TwylaæBug on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:26:00 PST

Son of a DOG!!!

Crazy shit man! I was serving tonight and I get this two top and the guy looks really fucking familiar to me, but I don't say anything to him until I see the name "Duane Chapman" on his credit card. I...
Posted by TwylaæBug on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST