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I f-n LOVE salsa!!!!
I want to sing like him
Who the hell stopped payment on my reality check?
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition
We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show.
If there is only One God then there is no choice, no option, no selection of reality. There is only Submission or Heresy. The word Islam means 'submission'. The basic posture of Christianity is kneeling. Thy will be done.
Let us all be brave enough to die the death of a martyr, but let no one lust for martyrdom
You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." -Oscar Wilde
Someone once told me that when you open the car door for a woman and she then reaches across and opens the door for you, it's a very good sign. I agree.
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