SHLAAAY!!!...can you come pick me up at kennys?

WHATEVER MAKES ME HAPPY! WHICH IS USUALLY THOSE THAT ARE CLOSE TO ME AND TiVo!**********THINGS PEOPLE SAY THAT MADE ME LAUGH:********** "i lost my virgintiy. can you help me find it?" -Stephanie********** "i wanted to see midget on midget. this porn isnt as good as i thought" "i had the dack janiels, and i bu, um, im trunk. i dun kno. iwts good. dack- dack *hiccup* d-jack daniels." -Davey********** "I AM THE SUPER MOTHER BUG!" some stupid movie.***********PFFTHHHBBBB* (mom) "was that you abby?" (abby) " 'he he he'. ya. and i turned so it would be right on Ashley!" **********(abby) "what you lookn at foo?" -to some black guy @ the gas station.**********(davey) "ya. so me and Lisa have decided that we are gonna lock you in her basement so you cant move away. okay?" **********(my little sisters) "Look. There is the parking lot where u let us drive your car." (me) "you wanna drive mom's car over there?" (my little sisters) "no. not really" (me) "why? is it bc my car is such a P.O.S. that it'd been okay to crash it. but you dont wanna take the risk on mom's car?" (my little sister) "ya, pretty much. mom's car is expensive. urs just is not" **********(my little sister) "its so hot in this house! can i take off my pants?" (me) "sure. I did (my other sister) "omg! its like a panty party********** "Okay. i wet my pants a little. Can we go now?" -Davey ********** "you said 'wait' to late! the meat was already in the air!" -Davey ********** "so not only are we gonna get arrested again, but its gonna be in the same spot." -Davey********** "well I have CUBA in MY pants! know what im sayn? with the cigars! -Alex Saban********** "its OBVIOUSLY mexican hour in McDonalds tonight!" -Anastasia********** "oh ya baby! up, down, up, down! i LOVE window sex!" -Lisa********** "BLAAA! (cough cough) HUHUUU" -anonymous "are you okay?" –kenny "ummm. ya. well, the good news is, i missed the car" -anonymous*********** "dude! be careful! you dont wanna get in trouble with those fireworks" -Davey "PUH-leez! do you know who i am? i have NOVA on my drivers license. they cant do shit to me!" -Auntie Lauren********** "ASHLEY!!! TELL ANA TO STOP SQUEEZING MY TITTES!!!" -Abby********** "Just go behind the cop car, that way he wont see you, and then light the fireworks behind his car" -3 40year old 'drunk' adults "i dont know. im still on probation from putting soap in the fountain." -Davey "C'MON! we will bail you out! plus give you $100! it'll be funny!" -3 40year old 'drunk' adults**********